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#3481 oldedeeres ONLINE  

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Posted February 12, 2020 - 03:34 PM

Had an Aunt and Uncle lived in Wilkes-Barre, so I can pronounce that.


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Posted February 12, 2020 - 03:55 PM

Not really getting the joke here??

What do you want explained.
Might have loosen the panties a bit..
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#3483 Marty'70 ONLINE  

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Posted February 12, 2020 - 05:33 PM

What do you want explained.
Might have loosen the panties a bit..

Haha. Never heard of any of those places! And by the way Phil lives half an hour from me. I'd like to put some cross hairs on him and put a hollow point to some good use.

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Posted March 04, 2020 - 09:03 AM

Some thoughts 

 

"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."

 

"Aspire to inspire before you expire"

 

"God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question"

 

"The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere"

 

"Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses"

 

"Answering machine message - "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.  I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.""

 

"My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine"

 

"I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's on the same side of the street - I don't even have to cross the road!"


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Posted March 04, 2020 - 09:35 AM

  the answering machine one!! That's going on my voicemail!


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Posted March 04, 2020 - 09:48 AM

Test this on your partner while they are sleeping!

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Posted March 04, 2020 - 11:44 AM

Probably also stimulates the punch in the face reaction.


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Posted March 07, 2020 - 01:26 PM

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Posted March 08, 2020 - 03:55 PM

Help stamp out death by herbivors.... kill them first and destroy the evidence, eat them !


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Posted March 16, 2020 - 08:26 PM

:wave:  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:

 

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Posted March 17, 2020 - 06:21 AM

:wave:  :wave:  :wave:  :wave:
 
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Never did Charmin was that soft..strap can't even flatten it out..
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Posted March 19, 2020 - 07:39 PM

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Posted March 21, 2020 - 08:41 AM

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Posted March 21, 2020 - 07:33 PM

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Posted March 21, 2020 - 07:53 PM

  I had to tell my wife "WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING TOILET PAPER".   

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