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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:22 PM

Casey, for you it will be " You own double you age in garden tractors "

#40: The total amount of your tractors equals half your age.


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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:29 PM

Al, you have a lot of catchup to do yourself LOL.

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:33 PM

A couple more, then I quit:

#46: Everyone can find your house easily, due to the garden tractor sitting out front with the mailbox screwed to the hood.
#47: You think that, in order to be considered an American, you "must" have a garden tractor! What's a green card?
#48: You have never waxed your car or truck, but wax your tractor at least twice a month.
#49: You only buy Armoral, for use on your tractor tires.
#50: You have tried to white letter your tractor tires.
#51: You have more tractor keys than tools.
#52: Nobody ever has to ask you what you want for your Birthday or Christmas, because it's the same ideas as every year before. (tractor parts)
#53: You hate rain!!!! (Even in the middle of a drout)
#54: Your local Township or Borough sends you a check in the mail, for helping to plow open the neighborhood.
#55: You show off to your kids, because you can blow red, blue, green, yellow, or orange boogies, after spray painting.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:42 PM

#56: Fellow GTTalk members drop by on their way through your town just to say hello because they recognized a tractor from the forum LOL.
#57: You stop at a fellow GTTalk members house because you recognize a tractor from the forum LOL.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:47 PM

#58 You don't have time to make coffee in the morning, because you want to see what Kenny is up to.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:50 PM

This is getting better the longer you guys think about it.:good_job:

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:50 PM

#58 You don't have time to make coffee in the morning, because you want to see what Kenny is up to.


LMAO, OMG, that is good! LOL

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 08:56 PM

#59 You stay up all night to post "good morning" to everyone on GTTalk in the "I beat Kenny on this Morning" thread... and then you go to bed LOL.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:03 PM

And my family wants to know why I laugh so much while I'm on GTtalk :bigrofl:

#59 You stay up all night to post "good morning" to everyone on GTTalk in the "I beat Kenny on this Morning" thread... and then you go to bed LOL.


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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:12 PM

Someone is going to have to get up at 2am to bump this thread, so Kenny finds it. LOL

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:23 PM

Someone is going to have to get up at 2am to bump this thread, so Kenny finds it. LOL

No one worry, I am usually up that late anyway, so I can help Kenny find this thread lol.

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:37 PM

#60: You reply to threads, just because it's too dark outside to work on tractors.
#61: You can load the trailer blindfolded, for each tractor show. (Just for you Casey)
#62: You can tell the difference between an 8", 10" and 12" brinly plow without measuring.
#63: You know how much horsepower a tractor has just buy listening to the motor.
#64: You have enough parts laying around to build four complete tractors.
#65: You truely believe that trucks should be red, and tractors should be green.
#66: You're more upset about missing the weekend tractor show, than you are about the wife wrecking the car.
#67: You have a garden tractor converted to a bar-b-que grill.
#68: Your idea as taking the family out on the town, consists of a garden tractor, and four dump carts hitched behind it.
#69: You Christmas display consists of nine garden tractors, a sleigh, and a sorry looking Santa.
#70: You can't pass a tractor dealership, without driving around and looking at the used tractor section.
#71: You already inquired as to how much it will cost you to be burried with your tractor collection.
#72: You have a tatoo of your favorite brand of garden tractor, on your shoulder.

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:44 PM

#73 You spit on the floor when someone mentions the "other" tractor brand name.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:45 PM

#71 is good . One of my my favorite themes is - OH LOOK , NO ROOM FOR MOTHER IN LAW SEAT> :D

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Posted November 26, 2011 - 09:47 PM

#71 is good . One of my my favorite themes is - OH LOOK , NO ROOM FOR MOTHER IN LAW SEAT> :D


Unless a hot exhaust place looks available . :D :D




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