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Posted November 25, 2011 - 08:23 PM

Whenever this thread slows down with the suggestions, we'll have to compile a "complete list! There's some really good ones!
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 08:27 PM

You can identify more than 2 brands by silhouette, across the lawn, at dusk, behind a shed in the tall grass while driving.

You are really incurable if you can name both brand and model.


Such as that the GTTalk logo is a Massey Ferguson MF-12H. LOL

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Posted November 25, 2011 - 08:28 PM

Or the most obvious - your first getaway of the year involves GT'S . My wife's involves quilting. Kind of a trade-off after 25 years.
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 08:30 PM

Fred, not only does my first get-away involves GTs, but I actually have two more I am acquiring in the process of them LOL. Oh, and I know what ones I am taking already LOL.

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Posted November 25, 2011 - 08:37 PM

Or another one - you are trying to chase down the original sales agreement for your GT and you aint ready to give up yet ( yea - that's bad !! )
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 08:55 PM

Or another one - you are trying to chase down the original sales agreement for your GT and you aint ready to give up yet ( yea - that's bad !! )

Hey Fred, do you have any original dealership signs yet? How about original sales/service binders? Or a pile of the major proprietary implements? One tractor of almost every model offered? LOL ya, I am there right now LOL.

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Posted November 25, 2011 - 09:28 PM

#10: You accidently cut yourself, and find that your blood matches the same color as your favorite brand of tractors.
#11: You have a pair of boxer shorts that advertise your favorite brand of tractor. And actually wear them!
#12: Your wife or girlfriend really does think your tractor is sexy!
#13: You'll send your everyday vehicle to the garage to get fixed, but won't trust another soul to work on your tractor.
#14: You'll let your spouse drive your Cadillac or Mercedes, but are ready for divorce if she even thinks about sitting on your tractor.
#15: You take the news of your wife cheating on you better than the news of her scratching your freshly restored garden tractor.
#16: You get excited over the news of your wife having another baby, not because you're a father again, but because you get to buy another tractor, so you have something to will to the son or daughter after you're gone.
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 09:53 PM

jdelfman - you are good ! # 15 has a been a sore subject in at least one previous thread - although that was a chipmunk I believe :D
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 09:59 PM

well when i get all excited and see a free or cheap tractor, i begin to slam on the brakes, pull a 180 and gun it back to the persons house. hence why my vehicles always have good breaks.

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Posted November 25, 2011 - 10:11 PM

When you have three GT's in your garage that are much better than the one that was half-promised to you thru a grape-vine.
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 10:21 PM

Troy sounds like you have thought about this a lot:D
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Posted November 25, 2011 - 10:31 PM

Alright -one more obvious one . When you actually do care if the tires are properly matched and inflated . I aaint been near ny-quil or red bull . good thing.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 02:34 AM

The mother in law comes into the shop to say hi, and before you know it she's gone, and then you realize that
you've finally found the answer. GT talk.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 05:38 AM

You are late for your mother-in-law's birthday party because you stopped to look at a GT sitting alongside the road for sale and had to go back home to get the ramps.
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Posted November 26, 2011 - 05:43 AM

Whenever this thread slows down with the suggestions, we'll have to compile a "complete list! There's some really good ones!




:ditto:
I see a whole series of GGTalk T-shirts.

"You know you're addicted to GTs when......................"
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