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#271 Sparky OFFLINE  

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Posted November 12, 2014 - 10:58 PM

456   when you show up at an event with a Tee shirt and a house on it , and the host says : yup that's my house and those are the tractors we created .


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Posted November 13, 2014 - 08:33 AM

457 when the bulge in the front of your pant's is caused by a pocket full of champions.
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Posted November 13, 2014 - 11:09 PM

411.You have a garden tractor key with you, on your key chain, all the time.

 ! OMG, I actuall have 2 sets of keys and they both have keys to 3 different brands of GTs ! And I also have a weird one from a AliisGt just in case I come across one. It always amaze people when I walk up and start their Gt to make a test ride when I come over lol

 

PS: Thanks for reving the thread. Its a hoot to read


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Posted November 14, 2014 - 07:26 PM

458 You get a 20,000 pc tool kit for your birthday, and you throw it all out except

for the 7/16, 1/2, and 9/16 combo wrenches.


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Posted November 14, 2014 - 10:02 PM

458 You get a 20,000 pc tool kit for your birthday, and you throw it all out except

for the 7/16, 1/2, and 9/16 combo wrenches.

 

 

You have good taste in equipment  , but what about the Gutbrod ?  ( any metric there , my  question - sorry ).


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Posted November 15, 2014 - 03:44 PM

#459 when your house payment is 1/2 of your monthly tractor expense
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Posted November 15, 2014 - 04:00 PM

#460

 

You generate enough waste oil from Garden Tractor Oil changes to heat both your house and shop the entire year :D


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Posted November 15, 2014 - 04:03 PM

#461 Your tractors live in a buliding three times the size of your house


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Posted November 15, 2014 - 07:50 PM

# 462 Your tractors interweave into the rest of life like rope thru a double eight knot .
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Posted November 15, 2014 - 09:34 PM

#463

Youre addicted when:

Exxonmobil PDG Tex Tillerson sends you X-mas cards because youre such a good customer.

 

Youve got a GT problem when:

Tex Tillerson calls you personally to offer you rebates on fuel for yer B-day.

 

Youre beyond help when:

You call Tex by his first name and hes sitting next to you while reading this post.


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Posted November 16, 2014 - 09:40 PM

466. When you head to a plow day with two tractors loaded on the trailer, and return home with four.

467. When you go to an auction with $300.00 in your pocket, and come home with $800.00 worth of tractors and attachments.

468. When you have to get a picture of an empty yard blown up to the size of your kitchen window, then glue it fast to your window sash, just so your wife doesn't have to look at your tractor collection sitting outside in the garden.

469. You know more people on a website than you do in your neighborhood.

470. You send your wife shopping just so you can call up your buddy to seal the deal on your newest tractor investment.


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Posted November 17, 2014 - 09:24 PM

471 . When your ( our ) website shows loyalty to you and vice versa .

472. When your home stomping ground doesn't stomp back on you - something like that .
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Posted November 23, 2014 - 09:27 AM

473 . My father would say you don't have to feed them in the winter unlike horses . Nothing against horses here .

 

474.  I would say , just because .


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Posted December 03, 2014 - 10:40 PM

475.  Before you go on vacation with the fam, you check local listings, plan to take an empty trailer and a wad of cash.  You use up more gas by taking the truck, but then you come home with a new toy :) 

 

476.  Your a glass half full kinda guy when you notice a tractor in the background of a local add for a used car and make an offer on the tractor instead.


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Posted December 03, 2014 - 10:45 PM

476 . You know that whatever your input is here , Troy will top it . But you keep on trying .
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