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Mowing my lawn, then it happened - I got pooped on!


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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:20 PM

I was happy as a clam cutting the grass today with my mf12h (why are clams so happy anyways?) and then it happened, a bird crapped on me. It made me sad :(

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:26 PM

:wewantpics::wewantpics::wewantpics:


happy as a clam - Idioms - by the Free Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

Where Did the Saying "Happy as a Clam" Come From?
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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:31 PM

:bigrofl::camera::bigrofl::bigrofl:

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:34 PM

Do What ??????

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:43 PM

I was happy as a clam cutting the grass today with my mf12h (why are clams so happy anyways?) and then it happened, a bird crapped on me. It made me sad :(


It could've been worse, it coulda crapped on the 12. Whew, that was close...

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:45 PM

It could've been worse, it coulda crapped on the 12. Whew, that was close...


What a save broken2! :bigrofl:

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:47 PM

It could've been worse, it coulda crapped on the 12. Whew, that was close...


Thanks for your concern.... for my tractor.

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:51 PM

When I was a kid, about 8 or 9yrs old, I took off down our then gravel road. As I peddled along I saw this field lark off to the side on an intersecting path with me. The thought crossed my mind it might poop on me, as these birds always drop a load just after takeoff. I thought "naw, what's the chances". Chances were awfully good I guess, as it dropped a hefty load right square on the top of my head. But sad......nope....MAD! What a nasty mess....and I had hair up there then too. Today it would be an easy wipe off! LOL
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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:54 PM

[quote name='IamSherwood']:wewantpics::wewantpics::wewantpics:


I didn't get any pics. You wouldn't have wanted to see them anyways as I suddenly shed my sh!tty shirt (say that three times fast). I really need to roll my lawn, I was a jigglin' all over, not pretty :puke2:
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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:58 PM

I am so glad that I checked in and found this thread. Thanks for all the laughs.

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 07:58 PM

I was just wondering, how often does this sort of thing happen? How many GT accidents are caused because of this?
The folks at OHSA are probably already studying it, and before we know it, we'll have to wear hard hats and visors while
cutting the lawn.
We should keep this incident a secret.:bigrofl::bigrofl:
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Posted September 16, 2011 - 08:21 PM

Thank you broken 2 for taking one for the team! Be careful , we do not want you to have a crappy outlook on things! Wear your goggles!:D Shawn
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Posted September 16, 2011 - 08:32 PM

:bigrofl: your all killing me :bigrofl:tears in my eyes now,

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 08:39 PM

I'm gonna try to get the snow cab on before the next mowing. Has anyone ever fabricated a pellet gun turret for a garden tractor?

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Posted September 16, 2011 - 09:15 PM

Well a Bird would not be bad. But I sure Watch When Those Canadian Geese fly over!
Funny thing they stay here year round anymore.




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