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#16 Gtractor ONLINE  

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Posted February 09, 2017 - 03:30 PM

ashes to ashes

dust to dust

poor thing just sits there

drawing more rust

 

the seller is wishin'

his add,  merely phishin'

its RARE, RARE, RARE! I say

You won't find another, in 2 hundred day

 

thinking NASA style rockets

wanting a buyer with deep pockets

and it'd help if the buyer knew

absolutely nothing about value

 

'cause its rare afterall

large sums of cash may fall 

it only takes that one sucker

to make the bank account pucker

 

so call today with your best offer

looking to retire and sit in a rocker

retirement homes have very high pricing

with a decent offer I can lick retirement cake icing

 

 

 

 



#17 Xrperry ONLINE  

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Posted February 09, 2017 - 10:35 PM

Lmao

#18 Xrperry ONLINE  

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Posted February 09, 2017 - 10:41 PM

I was looking for a old rider
Just to cut the grass
He wanted 5000 dollars
I told him to kiss my ass

Sorry long day lol

Edited by Xrperry, February 09, 2017 - 10:41 PM.





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