Thinkin it's sign making time for your entrance to your place...
PRIVATE PROPERTY, NO TRESPASSING
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
THINK I'M KIDDING? TRY ME!!!
My very good friend/neighbor had a lane that led back to a lake that many people fished, and people would stop at the house to ask permission and give them their plate numbers so they knew who was there that was supposed to be, and who wasn't.
So he put up signs that said, "CHECK IN AT THE HOUSE, OR YOU'LL WISH YOU DID"!
Well one afternoon he noticed a fancy truck and fishing boat attached heading down his lane to the lake. So he goes out to the shed and fires up the IH 856 and liquid manure spreader and commenced to filling it... Heads down the lane and pulls up alongside this guys rig (side unload spreader) an unloads thousand gallons of liquid manure.
And waits for the guy to come off the lake to ask him if he saw the sign. Guy says, "yeah I saw it", Elton said, "betcha wish you'd checked in at the house".
Sorry, it's not stealing, but the power of the sign sometimes works. And by the way, that was the last time someone didn't check in at the house. Word spread fast.
Edited by zippy1, October 04, 2016 - 12:26 AM.