Copied from an email I got from a friend.
Posted September 11, 2016 - 07:51 PM
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and I to wear when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?
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Posted September 11, 2016 - 09:00 PM
I've seen that before, kinda sad.
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Posted September 12, 2016 - 02:22 AM
Unfortunately all too true. I applied for a passport last week, had to remove my glasses for the photo. Apparently they alter my appearance. Had I been wearing a burka nothing would have been said.
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