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#1 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted August 16, 2016 - 04:51 AM

:poke:  :(  :hitting_self_roller:

 

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Posted August 16, 2016 - 05:01 AM

Obviously some one needs to take the EVOC again.
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Posted August 16, 2016 - 05:45 AM

Andy and Barney were OK but the Ford went to the bone yard where it belongs.

Edited by HANKG, August 16, 2016 - 06:18 AM.

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Posted August 16, 2016 - 05:58 AM

Avoiding the chipmunk had unforeseen circumstances.
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Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:02 AM

I thought YOU set the parking brake??  Well, saved the lunch at least!

 

No wonder, they have black bands over their eyes!



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Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:06 AM

I don't have anything nice to say.



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Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:39 AM

Oh, when you said we need backup I thought you meant...............



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Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:43 AM

Car 54 where are you?         (The old timers will know) 

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Posted August 16, 2016 - 08:00 AM

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane was in hot pursuit of them duke boys!  Looks like they get away again.


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Posted August 16, 2016 - 08:02 AM

Damn, that doughnut box is empty!



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Posted August 16, 2016 - 11:27 AM

We programmed the address into the magic box

And followed the directions from the nice lady that talks

She said turn left and proceed straight ahead

Something did not look right as we passed through a flower bed

The next thing we knew we were nose to the ground

And the car had stopped moving - no wheels turning round

We had gone through a fence and over the top

Of a retaining wall - it was a very sudden stop

We surveyed the scene and came up with a plan

Of a story we could sell further up the chain of command

We knew it was going to be hard to explain to the Sarge

So we ordered a delivery order of doughnuts - extra large

And decided we would tell him that we were doing as instructed

And hot on the trail of some doughnuts that had been abducted

They were being held for ransom at a secret spot

That we had the coordinates for so we thought

We would plug in the coordinates into the GPS and drive

And this is how we came to be trapped in this spot just barely alive

But we saved the doughnuts and solved the crime

And then we ate the doughnuts before they went bad with time

We told our story and made it sound very true and real

And added a tear or two where we mentioned the meal

The Sarge looked at us and really seemed to believe

That it really did happen until the recorded tape he did retrieve

And then played it back and found out the real story of how we came

To be caught in our predicament of unwanted fame 

He looked at us both and just shock his head

And wondered how he could have swallowed the lines that we said

So if you are caught in a similar plight with your cars nose to the ground

Make sure you come up with a story that has a more plausible sound

Than kidnapped doughnuts being held hostage for money

As the Sarge laughed at the end - he thought it was funny

That two cops could believe and drive blindly through a fence

On the word of a GPS lady - they should have had more sense 

And on that day a new charge was laid under the police act

Stupidity charge 1 subsection 3 - failure to have common sense to be exact


Edited by 29 Chev, August 16, 2016 - 03:55 PM.

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#12 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted August 16, 2016 - 01:45 PM

GPS kept telling me to turn right!!



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Posted August 16, 2016 - 02:33 PM

escaped!



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Posted August 16, 2016 - 03:33 PM

I bet that will be a "no fault" accident!


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Posted August 16, 2016 - 06:21 PM

Hey, boss, can we get us one of them new patrol cars now?






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