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Posted August 16, 2016 - 04:51 AM
Posted August 16, 2016 - 05:01 AM
Posted August 16, 2016 - 05:45 AM
Edited by HANKG, August 16, 2016 - 06:18 AM.
Posted August 16, 2016 - 05:58 AM
Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:02 AM
I thought YOU set the parking brake?? Well, saved the lunch at least!
No wonder, they have black bands over their eyes!
Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:06 AM
I don't have anything nice to say.
Posted August 16, 2016 - 07:39 AM
Oh, when you said we need backup I thought you meant...............
Posted August 16, 2016 - 08:00 AM
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane was in hot pursuit of them duke boys! Looks like they get away again.
Posted August 16, 2016 - 08:02 AM
Damn, that doughnut box is empty!
Posted August 16, 2016 - 11:27 AM
We programmed the address into the magic box
And followed the directions from the nice lady that talks
She said turn left and proceed straight ahead
Something did not look right as we passed through a flower bed
The next thing we knew we were nose to the ground
And the car had stopped moving - no wheels turning round
We had gone through a fence and over the top
Of a retaining wall - it was a very sudden stop
We surveyed the scene and came up with a plan
Of a story we could sell further up the chain of command
We knew it was going to be hard to explain to the Sarge
So we ordered a delivery order of doughnuts - extra large
And decided we would tell him that we were doing as instructed
And hot on the trail of some doughnuts that had been abducted
They were being held for ransom at a secret spot
That we had the coordinates for so we thought
We would plug in the coordinates into the GPS and drive
And this is how we came to be trapped in this spot just barely alive
But we saved the doughnuts and solved the crime
And then we ate the doughnuts before they went bad with time
We told our story and made it sound very true and real
And added a tear or two where we mentioned the meal
The Sarge looked at us and really seemed to believe
That it really did happen until the recorded tape he did retrieve
And then played it back and found out the real story of how we came
To be caught in our predicament of unwanted fame
He looked at us both and just shock his head
And wondered how he could have swallowed the lines that we said
So if you are caught in a similar plight with your cars nose to the ground
Make sure you come up with a story that has a more plausible sound
Than kidnapped doughnuts being held hostage for money
As the Sarge laughed at the end - he thought it was funny
That two cops could believe and drive blindly through a fence
On the word of a GPS lady - they should have had more sense
And on that day a new charge was laid under the police act
Stupidity charge 1 subsection 3 - failure to have common sense to be exact
Edited by 29 Chev, August 16, 2016 - 03:55 PM.
Posted August 16, 2016 - 01:45 PM
GPS kept telling me to turn right!!
Posted August 16, 2016 - 02:33 PM
Posted August 16, 2016 - 03:33 PM
I bet that will be a "no fault" accident!
Posted August 16, 2016 - 06:21 PM
Hey, boss, can we get us one of them new patrol cars now?