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Posted August 12, 2016 - 07:35 AM
Posted August 12, 2016 - 07:48 AM
Rollin', rollin' rollin'
Posted August 12, 2016 - 08:31 AM
Posted August 12, 2016 - 08:44 AM
B-double-e double-r-u-n...beer run...
Posted August 12, 2016 - 08:48 AM
Tink is sooo proud of the lawn roller he made out of the discarded beer kegs he had laying around. and the bike the neighbor kid left laying.
Posted August 12, 2016 - 09:04 AM
Posted August 12, 2016 - 11:01 AM
A bike designed to stay upright
For when the operator is a little tight
It comes with drums to hold a fuel called beer
Lager in the front and ale in the rear
It's tough to keep the drums from betting hot
So park in the shade is what should be taught
If the operator leans to the left or right
The bike remains steady and stays upright
And when the drums get empty and need refills
Money can be earned rolling lawns and small hills
The speed is limited to one gear ahead
A little faster than the pace of a snail half dead
Just watch out for steep hills that will give you some speed
To get stopped at the bottom may be tough indeed
So drive sober drive safe and wait till you get home
To enjoy the sudsy liquid inside the drums with foam
And remember to yield to pedestrians and the like
Or else you will get demoted back to driving a three wheeled trike
Posted August 12, 2016 - 01:57 PM
When someone talked to him about drinking and driving I don't really think he got it.
Posted August 12, 2016 - 03:52 PM
A bike for people with balance issues. And a hearing impairment, that thing must make quite the racket rolling on asphalt and concrete.
Posted August 12, 2016 - 04:01 PM
New way to hold up a light pole
Posted August 12, 2016 - 05:34 PM
I just started my new business. I'm peddling beer on the street corner. Living the dream I tell ya!
Posted August 12, 2016 - 07:00 PM