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Posted August 07, 2016 - 05:29 AM
Posted August 07, 2016 - 05:48 AM
Well, when ya iron your clothes later, at least you'll smell like a Denny's or an IHOP !
Posted August 07, 2016 - 05:53 AM
Posted August 07, 2016 - 06:36 AM
Re-purposing. No body irons clothes any more. Wal-Mart irons have been moved to the grill department.
Posted August 07, 2016 - 09:15 AM
I don't know why my clothes have oily stains on them???
Posted August 07, 2016 - 10:03 AM
I took the wife's iron and made it a grill
Where there is a way there is a will
Made into an electric what used to be gas
I hope she's not too upset the nice little lass
I turned it upside down after I set the dial
Plugged it in and now I'm grilling in style
Not a real big cooking surface but that's ok
I'll cook smaller meals and loose weight this way
I wonder if she'll notice a bit of grease
On the iron when she's done with each crease
Perhaps it will start a new style of press
A pleat with a little bit of a gooey mess
One things for sure the hydro bill will go up
As each morning I enjoy a fried meal and a cup
Of coffee - I wonder if I can with an iron brew
Will have to think about that and see what I can do
For now I'll be content with the little iron with steam
It really does the job and works like a dream
Just have to figure if I can and work out a way
To press my pants at the same time as that would make my day
Posted August 07, 2016 - 11:32 AM
Yep, no ironing here anymore! She won't let me dump it, maybe have to try this? Problem will be the grease getting inside it, till it is a fireball hazard!
Posted August 07, 2016 - 11:36 AM
I'd use a 9 iron!
By the way, those look more like pepperoni than sausage, otherwise that's a hell of a big iron!
Posted August 07, 2016 - 11:47 AM
I always hated the taste of starch on my sausages. Now I use the wife's hair dryer.