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Posted August 05, 2016 - 05:42 AM
Posted August 05, 2016 - 06:02 AM
Does this coat make my butt look big?
Posted August 05, 2016 - 06:18 AM
How many different jokes can you think of using the words 'horses' *ss'?
Posted August 05, 2016 - 06:58 AM
Change your stockings. The black clashes with the blue coat.
Posted August 05, 2016 - 07:10 AM
Lady, you have a nice looking...err, ahh, hummm.... Zebra!
Posted August 05, 2016 - 07:38 AM
Grab that tail!
Posted August 05, 2016 - 09:30 AM
A blonde in a park wanted a ride
She found a zebra and it did astride
The zebra was solid and made out of wood
A carving for children to play on it was understood
But the blonde thought that the zebra was real
And was only pausing to digest a meal
So the blonde waited patiently as she had been taught
For the zebra to move and take off with a trot
She waited for hours but the zebra stayed fast
Some people took pictures as the time slowly past
After waiting for what was most of the day
The blonde dismounted with a look of dismay
And proclaimed that the zebra was not much fun
For no ride had happened as she sat in the sun
While she was waiting with her blue coat draped over the rump
A picture was taken of the zebra and the blonde on a stump
From the angle of the camera the shot does appear
To show a blonde lady with a rather large rear
And two legs with horizontal stripes on her hose
As her two real legs blend in with the pose
The picture does make one wonder about the lady in blue
Some things are meant to be mystery to me and to you
So if you come across a blonde seated and looking confused
Take a picture of her as it may keep others amused
And post if for all of the world to look at and view
It may attract comments and questions as this one do
Posted August 05, 2016 - 10:36 AM
Posted August 05, 2016 - 03:35 PM
I see warning points in my future if I comment on this, so I will abstain.
Posted August 05, 2016 - 04:04 PM
Words just aren't coming. Kinda proud of myself for that.