Jump to content

Nominations for Tractor of the Month
Garden Tractors and Parts on eBay



Photo
- - - - -

Caption This! 8-5-16


  • Please log in to reply
10 replies to this topic

#1 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

WNYTractorTinkerer

    Tinker Master

  • Senior Member
  • -GTt Supporter-
  • Member No: 10789
  • 8,317 Thanks
  • 4,664 posts
  • Location: Avon, NY

Posted August 05, 2016 - 05:42 AM

:poke:  :poke:  :poke:  :poke:

 

13442263_10154337559292287_6821683883805441721_n.jpg


  • jd.rasentrac and 29 Chev have said thanks

#2 Bmerf ONLINE  

Bmerf

    Patina Farmer / Rust Collector

  • Senior Member
  • -GTt Supporter-
  • Contributor
  • Member No: 9846
  • 1,708 Thanks
  • 1,445 posts
  • Location: benton harbor, mi

Posted August 05, 2016 - 06:02 AM

Does this coat make my butt look big?


  • LilysDad and oldedeeres have said thanks

#3 LilysDad ONLINE  

LilysDad

    Cat Lover

  • Senior Member
  • -GTt Supporter-
  • Contributor
  • Member No: 10443
  • 9,666 Thanks
  • 7,684 posts
  • Location: N. Illinois, DeKalb County

Posted August 05, 2016 - 06:18 AM

How many different jokes can you think of using the words 'horses' *ss'?


  • CanadianHobbyFarmer said thank you

#4 chieffan ONLINE  

chieffan
  • Senior Member
  • Contributor
  • Member No: 62695
  • 6,166 Thanks
  • 4,507 posts
  • Location: SW Iowa

Posted August 05, 2016 - 06:58 AM

Change your stockings.  The black clashes with the blue coat.



#5 KC9KAS ONLINE  

KC9KAS
  • Senior Member
  • Member No: 10038
  • 4,783 Thanks
  • 4,303 posts
  • Location: Holland, IN

Posted August 05, 2016 - 07:10 AM

Lady, you have a nice looking...err, ahh, hummm.... Zebra!



#6 crittersf1 OFFLINE  

crittersf1

    GT Lunatic

  • Senior Member
  • Member No: 26142
  • 4,169 Thanks
  • 5,761 posts
  • Location: Newport, N.C.

Posted August 05, 2016 - 07:38 AM

Grab that tail!



#7 oldedeeres OFFLINE  

oldedeeres
  • Senior Member
  • Member No: 14008
  • 5,869 Thanks
  • 3,198 posts
  • Location: Rivers End, Saskatchewan

Posted August 05, 2016 - 08:32 AM

Some questions are just better not assed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                  ooooops, typo!


Edited by oldedeeres, August 05, 2016 - 08:33 AM.

  • Bruce Dorsi, WNYTractorTinkerer, HANKG and 1 other said thanks

#8 29 Chev ONLINE  

29 Chev
  • Senior Member
  • -GTt Supporter-
  • Contributor
  • Member No: 63590
  • 3,163 Thanks
  • 1,218 posts
  • Location: Ontario Canada

Posted August 05, 2016 - 09:30 AM

A blonde in a park wanted a ride 

She found a zebra and it did astride

The zebra was solid and made out of wood

A carving for children to play on it was understood

But the blonde thought that the zebra was real

And was only pausing to digest a meal

So the blonde waited patiently as she had been taught

For the zebra to move and take off with a trot

She waited for hours but the zebra stayed fast

Some people took pictures as the time slowly past

After waiting for what was most of the day

The blonde dismounted with a look of dismay

And proclaimed that the zebra was not much fun

For no ride had happened as she sat in the sun

While she was waiting with her blue coat draped over the rump 

A picture was taken of the zebra and the blonde on a stump

From the angle of the camera the shot does appear 

To show a blonde lady with a rather large rear

And two legs with horizontal stripes on her hose

As her two real legs blend in with the pose  

The picture does make one wonder about the lady in blue

Some things are meant to be mystery to me and to you

So if you come across a blonde seated and looking confused

Take a picture of her as it may keep others amused

And post if for all of the world to look at and view

It may attract comments and questions as this one do

 

 

 

 


  • jpackard56 said thank you

#9 toppop52 OFFLINE  

toppop52
  • Senior Member
  • Member No: 54420
  • 3,509 Thanks
  • 3,387 posts
  • Location: Lower Eastern Shore of Maryland

Posted August 05, 2016 - 10:36 AM

Yikes stripes!



#10 CanadianHobbyFarmer OFFLINE  

CanadianHobbyFarmer
  • Senior Member
  • Member No: 73571
  • 939 Thanks
  • 596 posts
  • Location: Coldwater, Ontario, Canada

Posted August 05, 2016 - 03:35 PM

I see warning points in my future if I comment on this, so I will abstain.

 

Jim


  • WNYTractorTinkerer and oldedeeres have said thanks

#11 gtcsreg OFFLINE  

gtcsreg
  • Senior Member
  • Member No: 25875
  • 1,665 Thanks
  • 1,648 posts
  • Location: Winchester, IL

Posted August 05, 2016 - 04:04 PM

Words just aren't coming.   Kinda proud of myself for that.  :oh_shucks:


  • MH81 and oldedeeres have said thanks




Top