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A plumber was called about a kitchen leak

He responded quite quickly and a ride he did seek

At first he was going to take the service truck

But the battery was dead - just his luck

He hopped onto his motorcycle a very fast steed

And off to tackle the drip he did proceed

He made quite a sight heading down the highway

With his plumbers crack displayed in a prominent way

He was motoring along when the exit he needed to take appeared

And what happened next was kind of sad as he steered

His trusty mount onto the ramp where some hornets had a hive

In the top of a tree where they did nest and thrive

They heard him coming and perceived to them a threat

So they prepared to attack and their happy home protect

They seen all that exposed skin and smiled with delight

They had an easy target and would mount quite a fight

They attacked with great vigor stingers at the ready

And the poor plumber felt pain and wobbled unsteady

Before he ended up on the ground scraped up and bruised

Wondering what had happened and feeling confused

The hornets retreated as they had left their mark of war

They knew he had felt the pain and would be quite sore

Passerby's stopped and offered a hand to the plumber chap

Who now had a plumbers crack that looked like map

Of a valley with many red dots on both sides of the hills

To mark spots of interest that one might check out for thrills

They sat him upright and called 911 and an ambulance came

To check him over and see if they could help with the pain

So if you get a call about a leak or a drip

And decide that a cycle is needed to make the trip

Make sure you protect that which to you is dear

And put something on to cover up your rear

And save the display of the crack for where it does belong

Bent over under a sink and not out in public where it is just wrong
 
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