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Aug 3, 2016
:wave: :wallbanging: :rocker: :watching_you: :watch_over_fence:
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#2
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Aug 3, 2016
How the picture dictionary defines indecent exposure
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#3
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Aug 3, 2016
Didn't know they made 6 ply tires for crotch rockets.
#4
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Aug 3, 2016
Why the Ergonometrics on a Harley are more upright.
#5
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Aug 3, 2016
Confucious say: "Fat man who ride motorcycle have crack up."
#8
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Aug 3, 2016
Big Guy traveling along at a big Crack! Must be really Cracking that throttle. Isn't that Big of him. ( I'm Ashamed of this post) :smilewink:
#13
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Aug 3, 2016
A plumber was called about a kitchen leak
He responded quite quickly and a ride he did seek
At first he was going to take the service truck
But the battery was dead - just his luck
He hopped onto his motorcycle a very fast steed
And off to tackle the drip he did proceed
He made quite a sight heading down the highway
With his plumbers crack displayed in a prominent way
He was motoring along when the exit he needed to take appeared
And what happened next was kind of sad as he steered
His trusty mount onto the ramp where some hornets had a hive
In the top of a tree where they did nest and thrive
They heard him coming and perceived to them a threat
So they prepared to attack and their happy home protect
They seen all that exposed skin and smiled with delight
They had an easy target and would mount quite a fight
They attacked with great vigor stingers at the ready
And the poor plumber felt pain and wobbled unsteady
Before he ended up on the ground scraped up and bruised
Wondering what had happened and feeling confused
The hornets retreated as they had left their mark of war
They knew he had felt the pain and would be quite sore
Passerby's stopped and offered a hand to the plumber chap
Who now had a plumbers crack that looked like map
Of a valley with many red dots on both sides of the hills
To mark spots of interest that one might check out for thrills
They sat him upright and called 911 and an ambulance came
To check him over and see if they could help with the pain
So if you get a call about a leak or a drip
And decide that a cycle is needed to make the trip
Make sure you protect that which to you is dear
And put something on to cover up your rear
And save the display of the crack for where it does belong
Bent over under a sink and not out in public where it is just wrong
#14
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Aug 3, 2016
"Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys,,,," No danger here, 'cause horses wouldn't put up with this nonsense.
#15
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Aug 3, 2016
Dude,,, dude,,, dude, pull over, your butt is swallowing your crotch rocket !
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