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Posted August 01, 2016 - 07:21 AM
Posted August 01, 2016 - 07:34 AM
The Neighbors are hard to "Bear" with them always coming in un-anounced!
Posted August 01, 2016 - 07:43 AM
" And they think bears only crap in the woods! "
Posted August 01, 2016 - 07:53 AM
Do you let bears in here?
Posted August 01, 2016 - 08:57 AM
Excuse me kind sir but can i have a jar of honey for my toast
Posted August 01, 2016 - 09:15 AM
Can Goldilocks come out and play?
Posted August 01, 2016 - 09:39 AM
Posted August 01, 2016 - 09:54 AM
Looking for Yogi!
Posted August 01, 2016 - 11:02 AM
Any gun owners in here?
Posted August 01, 2016 - 11:29 AM
"Hello" said the bear, "may I come in"?
As he opened the door with a curious grin
I like to explore and noticed your unlatched door
So I decided to take a tour of your place with a floor
I am looking for a new place to call home
And see that yours is equipped with a TV and phone
Lots of nice perks to make me want to come and stay
Perhaps for a few hours or maybe a month and a day
I am used to living outside with the bugs and such
But I do like the look of this nice little hutch
Free from mosquitos who bite and suck blood out
And your door is right on the way to my honey route
That I walk daily to get my treat of something sweet
And I see that you do have cupboards full of lots to eat
I could take a seat, put my feet up and take a rest
After I have a bath or a shower as I become your guest
I'll try not to make too much of a mess of the place
And I promise to behave with elegance and grace
But please forgive me if I invite my friends who lack the skills
Of behaving themselves as they were raised in the hills
Why are you reaching for that gun on the wall
Are you upset that on you I have decided to call?
If you didn't want guests you should have locked the door tight
And not have made it look like you were offering an invite
So let this be a lesson to lock the door if you live near bears
Or else you may find you have a few additional cares
Caused by new friends of the four legged kind
Who open unlocked doors as they can't read the sign
That says keep out - no animals are welcome here
Even if they do bring a case of their own cold beer!
Posted August 01, 2016 - 12:28 PM
Posted August 01, 2016 - 12:29 PM
Bob? Bob!. . . . Oh, Hello Mrs. Johnson. Can Bob come out and play?
Posted August 03, 2016 - 09:09 AM
C'mon Mom, it's open