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Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:15 AM
Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:19 AM
Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:59 AM
Alfred Hitchcock? Anyone?
Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:26 AM
I don't have a caption, but I am laughing still.
Disliked the movie so much, I gave up trying to sit thru it with the Mrs and cleaned the kitchen.
So you're saying it was a "fowl" movie?
Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:34 AM
There once was a seagull out for a flight
That hit a nice lady - oh my what a sight
It flew right into her nose at break neck speed
It really was painful to watch indeed
She stood on the bow of a boat with outstretched arms
Supported by her man to avoid any harms
What caused this face to face contact between the pair
That resulted in a fowl encounter in most rare?
Perhaps the bird was mad they had invaded his space
Or was trying to win a prize in a seagull race
Maybe her perfume was a tad too much
And prompted the seagull to reach out and touch
Whatever the reason the result is now clear
The lady will now have a mark and perhaps live in fear
Of ever taking a boat trip on water again
As she will not feel safe in the arms of her man
The lawyers for the seagull will tell the plight
Of a poor helpless creature assaulted in flight
By a woman on the bow of a boat with arms fully exposed
With no warning beacons to show the danger she posed
The courts will listen with a passionate ear
And award for the seagull which would be a mistake I fear
A case of assault with full facial force
By a woman who was boating with no remorse
New laws will be drafted to protect the seagull's space
And signs will be posted in the air to mark the place
The signs will state this is a no boating zone
And only seagulls are allowed to be flown
And when the birds fly and fail to avoid the signs
The seagull police will begin to start handing out fines
Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:48 AM
No respect for tradition anymore.
Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:56 AM
Might be better than a load of poop in the eye.
Posted July 27, 2016 - 11:10 AM
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