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#1 WNYTractorTinkerer OFFLINE  


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Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:15 AM

:poke:  :peace:  :thank_you:



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Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:19 AM

I don't have a caption, but I am laughing still.
Disliked the movie so much, I gave up trying to sit thru it with the Mrs and cleaned the kitchen.

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Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:59 AM

Alfred Hitchcock? Anyone?

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Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:26 AM

I don't have a caption, but I am laughing still.
Disliked the movie so much, I gave up trying to sit thru it with the Mrs and cleaned the kitchen.

So you're saying it was a "fowl" movie?

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Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:34 AM

There once was a seagull out for a flight

That hit a nice lady - oh my what a sight

It flew right into her nose at break neck speed

It really was painful to watch indeed

She stood on the bow of a boat with outstretched arms  

Supported by her man to avoid any harms

What caused this face to face contact between the pair

That resulted in a fowl encounter in most rare?

Perhaps the bird was mad they had invaded his space

Or was trying to win a prize in a seagull race

Maybe her perfume was a tad too much

And prompted the seagull to reach out and touch  

Whatever the reason the result is now clear

The lady will now have a mark and perhaps live in fear

Of ever taking a boat trip on water again

As she will not feel safe in the arms of her man

The lawyers for the seagull will tell the plight

Of a poor helpless creature assaulted in flight 

By a woman on the bow of a boat with arms fully exposed

With no warning beacons to show the danger she posed

The courts will listen with a passionate ear

And award for the seagull which would be a mistake I fear

A case of assault with full facial force

By a woman who was boating with no remorse 

New laws will be drafted to protect the seagull's space

And signs will be posted in the air to mark the place

The signs will state this is a no boating zone

And only seagulls are allowed to be flown

And when the birds fly and fail to avoid the signs

The seagull police will begin to start handing out fines





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Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:48 AM

No respect for tradition anymore.

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Posted July 27, 2016 - 09:56 AM

Might be better than a load of poop in the eye.

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Posted July 27, 2016 - 11:10 AM

What the gull thought was a clam, turned out to be just a booger.
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Posted July 27, 2016 - 08:17 PM

Two gulls for every boy... My apologies to The Beach Boys.