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Posted July 22, 2016 - 07:20 AM
There wasn't anybody at the first window to take my money.
Posted July 22, 2016 - 07:27 AM
I won't be having the Meese Paddies.
Posted July 22, 2016 - 07:33 AM
Don't argue with me, I'm hungry.
Posted July 22, 2016 - 08:06 AM
150 cheese burgers and a vanilla moose shake please
Posted July 22, 2016 - 09:29 AM
The Seward, Ak Moose Club is meeting at the local McDonalds restaurant.
Posted July 22, 2016 - 09:58 AM
A moose went looking for a job at a fast food joint
He tried out the take out window to make a point
He had a rack up front to draw in the crowd
And a unique behind of which he was proud
He was high enough to reach the top of the window
He could keep it clean with just a lick with his tongue and a blow
With his warm breath it would dry streak free
And save on the cost of glass cleaner you see
He offered to work for little pay and some scraps of food
And he would keep the grass cut short when he was in the mood
He could control the crowds when meal times came
He was up for a challenge as he was game
The manager thought for the job he looked just great
And he was definitely a prime candidate
Until he realized that in the employee contract there was a clause
That said he could not hire the moose simply because
Four legs would prove to be stumbling blocks was the fact of the matter
As there was no way he could climb up the corporate ladder
The cost of the shoes supplied by the franchise - four at one time
Would result in the company not making enough nickels and dimes
Posted July 22, 2016 - 10:22 AM
His official title is "drive up window height verifier" and McDonalds doesn't pay him near enough.
Posted July 22, 2016 - 11:31 AM
looking for a vegan burger
Posted July 22, 2016 - 02:03 PM
One order of swamp weeds , please, hold the salt...
Posted July 22, 2016 - 03:01 PM
Is this the Moose Lodge?
Posted July 22, 2016 - 03:23 PM
Posted July 22, 2016 - 07:38 PM
This place isn't as Fast as they are on the TV commercials!
Posted July 22, 2016 - 10:03 PM