Edited by WNYTractorTinkerer, July 20, 2016 - 12:40 AM.
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Posted July 20, 2016 - 12:40 AM
Posted July 20, 2016 - 03:03 AM
Posted July 20, 2016 - 07:15 AM
Brylcreem.........a little dab will do it. (for those of us old enough to remember)
Feel young and debonair. - - - - Yea.
Posted July 20, 2016 - 08:14 AM
Posted July 20, 2016 - 08:59 AM
What Cat looks like without all the hair.
Posted July 20, 2016 - 09:25 AM
Someone is covered with white cream or shampoo
Maybe it could even possibly be glue
Not sure of the purpose of this white mess
A sticky substance that I must confess
Appears to be yucky and not much fun
Judging by the look in the eyes they may want to run
Away to a corner and hide for a while
As I don't think this fashion statement will ever be in style
Perhaps they were told by a doctor that they must apply
A special skin treatment so they will not die
They must be covered from the top of their head
To the bottom of their toes - something I would dread
When suffering some diseases the cure can be
As much of a pain as the problem you see
To have to go to work as a TV news host
They would look rather scary as Casper the ghost
Or as a taxi driver they probably would not get many fares
As they looked white from driving with too many scares
So feel sorry for this person who looks so white
And be thankful you do not suffer from their ghostly plight
Posted July 20, 2016 - 09:48 AM
Posted July 20, 2016 - 12:07 PM
I missed: hold my beer...
Posted July 20, 2016 - 12:54 PM
Myrtle heard about a new beauty cream, so she bought a 55 gallon drum of it......But it didn't work!
Posted July 20, 2016 - 04:07 PM
Don't think that's the proper application or color for " Just For Men " gel !!!
Posted July 20, 2016 - 05:32 PM
Elmers glue fetish.
Posted July 20, 2016 - 06:56 PM
Posted July 20, 2016 - 09:35 PM
Yeah, that looks like something she'd do!