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Posted July 17, 2016 - 01:10 AM
Posted July 17, 2016 - 05:09 AM
But we eat over a ton of dirt a day.
Posted July 17, 2016 - 06:19 AM
Posted July 17, 2016 - 06:22 AM
I told Mom if I couldn't have a new tractor I was going to eat worms.
Posted July 17, 2016 - 06:36 AM
I love carrots so much I eat them right out of the ground.
Posted July 17, 2016 - 06:52 AM
No I don't know what happened to the chocolate cake.
Posted July 17, 2016 - 07:36 AM
Yes Billy, I said you could eat things right out of the garden. They are usually better if you wipe them off on your jeans first.
Posted July 17, 2016 - 09:19 AM
A chocolate cake that once was seen with the eye
Has disappeared from the sight of a young "Larry The Cable Guy"
There are tell tale signs around his mouth
That indicate the cake has went for a trip "South"
Dark smudges of brown leave tell tale signs
Of what happened to the brown pieces now resigned
To travel a course that mother nature has planned
And end up somewhere to be recycled back to the land
The look in the eyes that says "I don't know anything about cake"
Makes me think he will soon have a slight tummy ache
And what tasted so nice and incredibly good
Will come back to haunt him as a big meal should
His stomach will mumble, grumble and eventually groan
To make him pay for that secret meal with a great big moan
And the lesson of size will once again be taught
As the eyes bigger than the belly story will once again be fought
Posted July 17, 2016 - 10:00 AM
You CAN'T dig a hole like a Gopher...Grandpa!
Posted July 17, 2016 - 10:56 AM
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