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Posted July 15, 2016 - 05:05 AM
Posted July 15, 2016 - 05:57 AM
He's about to get a prosthetic wiener and singed tutu
Posted July 15, 2016 - 05:58 AM
Alcohol doing its magic
Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:18 AM
Takes all kind to make the world go around. Wish it would slow down several notches though.
Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:23 AM
Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:26 AM
Brown lightly and turn once.
Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:39 AM
Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:51 AM
Chestnuts are roasted during the Christmas holiday season. Anyone's ^&*$ will do for the Halloween season.
Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:57 AM
Gimme a BEER!!!
Posted July 15, 2016 - 07:02 AM
This is one party he will ever forget
Posted July 15, 2016 - 07:10 AM
Don't We wonder if it will be a "DROP", or will it be a roll-over on that fire? I say with ring, a drop, ouchy!
Posted July 15, 2016 - 07:41 AM
Thats going to leave a mark.
Posted July 15, 2016 - 09:10 AM
Gay pride, gay ride...
Posted July 15, 2016 - 09:48 AM
A young man has fallen off his ride
He is about to experience a very sore side
His timing is worse than his balance you see
As where he will land may affect how in future he makes pee
The burn barrel looks hot with wood that's on fire
He should have made sure there was a clear path for his front tire
Will he have enough momentum to carry him over
Or will he land right in the middle of this bright red ring of clover
Either way he will find pain and be left a mark
That should not have happened if he'd of thought though his embark
Dressed sort of queer one would have to concede
That alcohol played a factor in this sad ending deed
The bike manufacturer will be sued as there was no label
To warn what could happen if operated while unable
Due to intoxication from drugs or booze
Hopefully the lawsuit will be dropped and the plaintiff will loose
Or else we'll start to see for adults training wheels added
As well as air bags to make falling more padded
No helmet attached to the head of this guy
Maybe there is nothing worth protecting I wonder with a sigh
Let's hope this chap has an angel on duty above
That will save him from serious injury on the wings of a dove
For we are all creatures in some great master plan
That protects idiots better than they themselves can
Posted July 15, 2016 - 01:34 PM
" Son of a .......... That's gonna leave a mark ! "