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#1 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted July 15, 2016 - 05:05 AM

:poke:  :firejumper:  :hitting_self_roller:  :beer:

 

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Posted July 15, 2016 - 05:57 AM

He's about to get a prosthetic wiener and singed tutu


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 05:58 AM

Alcohol doing its magic



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Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:18 AM

Takes all kind to make the world go around.  Wish it would slow down several notches though.


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:23 AM

This is 911 what is your emergency

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Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:26 AM

Brown lightly and turn once.


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:39 AM

The new Invisispit allowed the wicked witch to get back at Dorothy.
(Dorothy hadn't aged well, btw.)
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Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:51 AM

Chestnuts are roasted during the Christmas holiday season.  Anyone's ^&*$ will do for the Halloween season.


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 06:57 AM

Gimme a BEER!!!



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Posted July 15, 2016 - 07:02 AM

This is one party he will ever forget



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Posted July 15, 2016 - 07:10 AM

Don't We wonder if it will be a "DROP", or will it be a roll-over on that fire?  I say with ring, a drop, ouchy!



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Posted July 15, 2016 - 07:41 AM

Thats going to leave a mark.


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 09:10 AM

Gay pride, gay ride...


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 09:48 AM

A young man has fallen off his ride

He is about to experience a very sore side

His timing is worse than his balance you see

As where he will land may affect how in future he makes pee

The burn barrel looks hot with wood that's on fire 

He should have made sure there was a clear path for his front tire

Will he have enough momentum to carry him over

Or will he land right in the middle of this bright red ring of clover

Either way he will find pain and be left a mark

That should not have happened if he'd of thought though his embark

Dressed sort of queer one would have to concede

That alcohol played a factor in this sad ending deed

The bike manufacturer will be sued as there was no label

To warn what could happen if operated while unable

Due to intoxication from drugs or booze

Hopefully the lawsuit will be dropped and the plaintiff will loose

Or else we'll start to see for adults training wheels added

As well as air bags to make falling more padded 

No helmet attached to the head of this guy

Maybe there is nothing worth protecting I wonder with a sigh

Let's hope this chap has an angel on duty above

That will save him from serious injury on the wings of a dove

For we are all creatures in some great master plan 

That protects idiots better than they themselves can

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted July 15, 2016 - 01:34 PM

" Son of a .......... That's gonna leave a mark ! "






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