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#1 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted July 04, 2016 - 05:53 AM

:poke:  :rolling:  :hitting_self_roller:

 

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Posted July 04, 2016 - 05:58 AM

This teach patience and problem solving.
Pull slowly and gently, grasshopper...
If you get out of this one, Tomorrow, we will apply wax to my car.
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Posted July 04, 2016 - 07:25 AM

Remember those paper holders that have a flat piece of stainless that goes inside the roll and locks so the roll won't turn? You have to slowly fish the paper off one piece at a time. Well, I figured out how to unlock the roll. . . . .       only I dropped it.


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Posted July 04, 2016 - 08:10 AM

O crap!!!
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Posted July 04, 2016 - 08:17 AM

Hate when that happens!



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Posted July 04, 2016 - 09:30 AM

Ummm! Where's the K-mart "Kick-backs" now?


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Posted July 04, 2016 - 09:46 AM

A roll of toilet paper went for a trip

Across the floor because of poor grip

As it unravelled and slowly came to rest 

I watched it stop and now comes the test

Of the skill of one person to reel it back in

And myself - should I just watch and silently grin

Or give it a nudge with the toe of my boot

And in which direction should I cause it to scoot

The laws of physics caused it to come to a stop

But I doubt that the user wants to do the pants hop

So they will try to gently tug it back their way

At first I will just watch for a few minutes of my day

And see if they have any luck drawing it back

While I formulate and start my plan of attack

I could give it a tap and send it back towards the stall  

What a nice person should do if I recall

Another thought would be to send it on a trip further away

And really ruin some ones already bad day

We are all tempted to do good or be mean

In situations like this from what I have seen

I make my decision after a few moments of thought

And imagine myself in this same situation caught

The roll will go back to the man on the toilet

And we'll both have a great day until something else spoils it

Be kind to your neighbour who was once an unknown

And in the next part of your life reap the seeds you have sewn

 

 

 


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Posted July 04, 2016 - 09:49 AM

"Rollin', rollin', rollin,..."


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Posted July 04, 2016 - 10:42 AM

"Houston, we have a problem"


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Posted July 04, 2016 - 11:46 AM

And the odds of it breaking three squares away from his hand are....
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Posted July 04, 2016 - 01:05 PM

ADIDAS!






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