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Posted June 26, 2016 - 04:24 AM
Posted June 26, 2016 - 05:28 AM
Posted June 26, 2016 - 06:56 AM
Posted June 26, 2016 - 07:00 AM
Posted June 26, 2016 - 07:03 AM
I'm betting the pull rope is too elastic and the driver puts him through the patio door.
Posted June 26, 2016 - 07:10 AM
watch this face plant
Posted June 26, 2016 - 07:21 AM
Ford won't start, and he will run out of beer and give up.
Posted June 26, 2016 - 08:01 AM
What the heck is he gonna do?? Only about 25ft of water there, and could not go down to left in water with truck and rope to be around trees there. This is ONE SHORT trip it seems? "Hold my beer" came to me first also! heh! Wonder if will be ONe big jerk or smooth launch from trucker? He have a beer too?
Posted June 26, 2016 - 08:16 AM
Posted June 26, 2016 - 08:33 AM
Could have at least ran the truck path down along the shore more, not around the trees! Pretty nice yard to be driving on tho! Admit it, too dumb, just a Staging for us to look at and make comments, not real. I'll stick with that in my mind!
Posted June 26, 2016 - 09:34 AM
"I shoulda used the Mustang!"
Posted June 26, 2016 - 10:18 AM
A man made plan about to go bad
A guy with a helmet - it's kinda sad
That he found a scramble bucket to protect
Something he doesn't have one might suspect
A safety vest as a floatation device does not rate
But it will make it easy for others him to locate
The truck to pull him will probably hit the trees
Before he makes speed and feels a breeze
Or come to a stop and then so will he
The laws of physics will apply you see
The skis on his feet might be a good plan
If there was more room and water to span
The liquid courage in his hand won't provide
The intelligence required to stop this ride
And sadly his friends have went along with this deed
No one saying "Stop - Don't Proceed"
Insurance rates are about to once again rise
And body parts sales increase to no ones surprise
Common sense was ignored - no long term desire
To grow old without injury and someday retire
Posted June 26, 2016 - 11:54 AM
"What could go wrong? I'm wearing my helmet!!"
Seriously though, considering the route the truck will take, the pull rope will wrap several times around one of the trees like a Wile E Coyote cartoon!