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Posted June 22, 2016 - 08:33 AM
Posted June 22, 2016 - 09:07 AM
"They said they let the hydraulic lift slowly creep up until they came upon a low over pass. Yup! It really works."
"Let's see, if I just put the box back down, maybe I can drive out of this."
Posted June 22, 2016 - 09:12 AM
Stuck under a bridge a truck got caught
To educate the driver a lesson was taught
The clearance sign means absolutely nothing taller
No matter how much you yell and holler
"Go on get through - it will just be a squeeze
We'll make it ok - it will be a breeze"
I assume the box was up a tad too high
And now it is stuck and that is why
The authorities were dispatched and are on the scene
To survey the trapped truck with a nasty lean
The road conditions will probably be cited
Which will make the driver delighted
He won't get blamed for his little faux pas
That common sense probably would have foresaw
A matter of physics we were taught in school
Two or more objects can not as a rule
Connect with each other in a physical way
And not cause a reaction that could ruin a day
Posted June 22, 2016 - 10:10 AM
Posted June 22, 2016 - 10:44 AM
Transformers, more than meets the eye!
Posted June 22, 2016 - 12:38 PM
emergency stake after an emergency
Posted June 22, 2016 - 01:13 PM
Damn, spilled my Vodka again !
Posted June 22, 2016 - 01:53 PM
Podunk township couldn't afford to replace the concrete pillar on the overpass and they had that old worn out truck going up for auction so........
Posted June 22, 2016 - 03:45 PM
Phone call: Honey! Can you bring my Head-ache pills! Just got that terrible "Pounding" feeling again! Bring a Ladder too!
Posted June 22, 2016 - 03:47 PM
Just wondering about the "Down" movement? They just let it fall and watch it "bounce" a few times??? THAT would be a ride from Inside, worst then the "UP" part I bet!
Posted June 22, 2016 - 03:49 PM