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Posted June 13, 2016 - 07:19 AM
Posted June 13, 2016 - 07:27 AM
What they never show is the restroom area of the chilly cook off.
Posted June 13, 2016 - 07:34 AM
Newfie space launch?
Posted June 13, 2016 - 08:06 AM
3-2-1 we have liftoff of Crapstar 1!
Posted June 13, 2016 - 09:04 AM
Wow, that "5 Alarm Chili" was some powerful stuff!
Posted June 13, 2016 - 09:18 AM
Posted June 13, 2016 - 10:11 AM
The priveys on fire and heading straight up
Don't stand too close - run and duck
Not sure of how this came to pass
But it probably had something to do with gas
Perhaps trapped too long in an unstable state
It became explosive at an alarming rate
Maybe some beans and chili were to blame
Left to smolder they created a flame
Something hotter than normal that is for sure
Created a powerful force that could not endure
Being left to decompose the natural way
It needed an exit quickly that day
Call 911 and tell them the sight
Of an outhouse that is in full flight
Not sure how to pinpoint the exact location
Might have to involve local aviation
Eventually it should come to land with a splat
Hot from the sky - you can "go" with that
Posted June 13, 2016 - 11:20 AM
With all the controversy going on up here about "unisex/whatever sex" bathrooms, I'm taking this as a political statement.
Posted June 13, 2016 - 12:18 PM
Posted June 13, 2016 - 12:22 PM
Well. . . there's a practical use for coke and mentos. Or, is that ammonia and mentos? I forget.
Edited by LilysDad, June 13, 2016 - 12:23 PM.
Posted June 13, 2016 - 12:52 PM
Sign stated: DO NOT DROP BUTTS IN TOILET
Posted June 13, 2016 - 06:39 PM
Cows do to. Makes the grass grow green.