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Posted June 04, 2016 - 03:29 AM
Posted June 04, 2016 - 06:06 AM
Red Neck Yacht Club
Posted June 04, 2016 - 06:09 AM
Posted June 04, 2016 - 06:13 AM
Let me see some registration please.
Posted June 04, 2016 - 06:35 AM
After Mary told Carl they couldn't afford a boat, he got to work building patio furniture.
Posted June 04, 2016 - 06:49 AM
Preparing for "global warming"
Posted June 04, 2016 - 07:22 AM
Even with all the rain in TEXAS Billy Bob and Willy weren't going to cancel their picnic plans!
Posted June 04, 2016 - 08:13 AM
He tabled the motion, in the ocean.
Posted June 04, 2016 - 08:26 AM
I hope the prop on the trolling motor was supplied by Nerf, otherwise someone be chumming those waters soon.
Posted June 04, 2016 - 08:33 AM
"picnic launch" - but, where's the grill?
Posted June 04, 2016 - 08:44 AM
Posted June 04, 2016 - 08:49 AM
A day at the water turned in to a fable
Of a trolling motor attached to a picnic table
Two men set out on a short tour that day
In search of some sights in a watery way
A table attached to pontoons that floated
A unique craft that could be boated
A canopy on top to avoid the sun
They putted around and had some fun
Until they realized they were sinking down
With no floatation devices they could easily drown
So they called for help and were rescued in time
By the marine police but it cost them a dime
They were charged with operating a mobile eatery
With no washroom facilities attached you see
Not to mention the lack of kitchen and staff
Required to serve food on a floating raft
Posted June 04, 2016 - 09:01 AM
Pull up your trunks Bud, NOBODY wants to see that!
Posted June 04, 2016 - 10:24 AM
Well, we've seen the road worthy versions on web, why not a water one? Wonder about license? Looks like stuff below? Vests down there? DOES seem like the rig has a CRACK in it! Easy fix for that! Least it is on floating devices, nut just couple logs! I would want maybe a little bigger power on thing if I owned one.
Posted June 04, 2016 - 10:55 AM
Some states have adopted a new Redneck Catch and Release Program.. :)