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#1 JD DANNELS OFFLINE  

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Posted March 12, 2016 - 09:10 PM

Wife and I made  STOCK UP RUN TO SAMS today.

I set two 3 lb cans of coffee on the counter and went back out to get more stuff.

When I came back in Ian( who will be two In a couple weeks had a clean Kleenex and was trying to clean up 3 lbs of coffee from the kitchen floor. How he ever got the seal off is beyond me they are tough.

I had to laugh or blow up!  I got it cleaned up and initated the 5 second rule, hot water should sterilize it?


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Posted March 12, 2016 - 10:38 PM

My grandma always said you had to eat a peck of dirt before you die.
Might as well drink some of it.

At least the kitchen smells good.
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Posted March 12, 2016 - 11:18 PM

A peck? I always thought it was a bushel. I'm well over a peck.


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Posted March 13, 2016 - 05:36 AM

How about "You eat over a ton of dirt a day anyway."


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Posted March 13, 2016 - 11:08 AM

Art Linkletter always said, "Kids say the darnedest things", but they also "Do the darnedest things" too!


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Posted March 13, 2016 - 01:48 PM

My spills something and says. "What a mess" and walks away
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Posted March 13, 2016 - 02:42 PM

The one that still makes me smile is ... with a nice cologne on  "Uncle Matt - You stink pretty ! "


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Posted March 15, 2016 - 09:56 AM

You know what they say "a little bit of floor spice makes everything nice" lol

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Posted March 15, 2016 - 11:10 AM

My spills something and says. "What a mess" and walks away


When I catch mine pulling that, I move it to their room.
Ryan left a bunch of clean pots and pans on the counter.
Told him twice.
He found all of them in his bed.
Lesson learned

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Posted March 15, 2016 - 11:12 AM

When I catch mine pulling that, I move it to their room.
Ryan left a bunch of clean pots and pans on the counter.
Told him twice.
He found all of them in his bed.
Lesson learned

He is a year and and half. So he is still in "training" Little girl has lost her TV several times for not keeping her room clean and lost her door once for slamming it. slamming it.
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Posted March 15, 2016 - 11:16 AM

He is a year and and half. So he is still in "training" Little girl has lost her TV several times for not keeping her room clean and lost her door once for slamming it. slamming it.


Amazing how doors not there, can't make noise :D. :thumbs:
Of course, my wife thinks I am a hard nose... Told her I would be happy to let her be the heavy for the next decade.
Hasn't taken me up on it yet.
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Posted March 15, 2016 - 11:28 AM

Amazing how doors not there, can't make noise :D. :thumbs:
Of course, my wife thinks I am a hard nose... Told her I would be happy to let her be the heavy for the next decade.
Hasn't taken me up on it yet.

My wife says I'm too hard on her. But I refuse to let my kids grow up and act like kids I see out today. No way.
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