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#1 HDWildBill ONLINE  

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Posted February 11, 2016 - 03:59 PM

I think most of us will agree that telemarketers are a royal pain in the ...  Jolly Roger phone co to the rescue.  One of the guys on another site found this:

 

http://gizmodo.com/t...r-as-1756344562

 

the 5 min. video:

 

listen to the funny calls! cool.gif
http://jollyrogertelephone.com


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 04:21 PM

I went to that link and it locked my computer up. None of the windows would open and I couldn't even X out of the site.  :(


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 04:42 PM

That's funny as heck! I loved bee on his arm.

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Posted February 11, 2016 - 05:03 PM

Which link Chris? 


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 05:15 PM

The one that really get me are those D _ _ _ auto dialers.  Have to answer 3 times before a human comes on.  First thing I ask is if they know how to dial a telephone?  That usually stops them dead in their tracks. Then I tell them if they are not smart enough to dial a phone that they have to have a machine do it for them they darn sure are not smart enough to talk to me.  That is hang up time.  I have even had calls the show up on the caller ID with my name and phone number.  In order to have anything done about violations of the "do not call" registry you have to have the valid phone number they called from.  99% of them have got around that with phony phone numbers or none at all.  Any "Unknown caller"  I hit two buttons, answer and hang up.  Bing, bing.  Call taken care of.


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 05:16 PM

Just talk tp them on a totally unrelated subject till they hang up, I guarantee they will not come back for more.


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 05:32 PM

I like this one

 


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 07:04 PM

should told him that he lives in an old tent and it has a large hole in it and that is way the bees keep getting in.



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Posted February 11, 2016 - 07:27 PM

OldFord that is too funny!!! I bet that telemarketer had to go clean out his pants when he got off the phone.  :thumbs:


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 09:32 PM

http://gizmodo.com/t...r-as-1756344562

 

This one but I haven't tried it again. 


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 09:50 PM

Thanks Bill, that was great !!



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Posted February 11, 2016 - 09:56 PM

Oldford, I must have laughed for 5 minutes after listening to that one. I will be using that one next time I get a call.

 

:bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl:


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Posted February 12, 2016 - 09:30 AM

Good old Tom Mabe, I think that has bounced around since the beginning of the internet.  It's a goodie though.

 

The one from "jolly Rodgers" wasn't really that great...



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Posted February 12, 2016 - 11:03 AM

http://gizmodo.com/t...r-as-1756344562

 

This one but I haven't tried it again. 

 

I don't know Chris, I can get on it just fine.  But I do have Adblocker plus and ghostery installed and my host's file is locked down.


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Posted February 12, 2016 - 01:10 PM

http://gizmodo.com/t...r-as-1756344562

This one but I haven't tried it again.

Go here instead.

http://jollyrogertelephone.com/
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