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Posted January 29, 2016 - 08:25 AM

Make sure you have the proper permits while transporting lab animals or you could end up like this guy.

 

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Three people remain in custody after being arrested on Saturday morning following a traffic stop in Canton. In what was described by Lt. Paul Sullivan as “the most bizarre traffic stop” that he has seen in his 23 years on the force, Canton police responded to a report of a disabled vehicle traveling on Route 95. They came across the vehicle shortly after 2 a.m. traveling in the high-speed lane on the southbound side.

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Former male model Francis Fasher of Foxboro was arrested and charged with DUI.

“We spotted the green Hyundai Elantra traveling at approximately five miles-per-hour in the passing lane with a huge shower of sparks coming from the rear of the vehicle. As we got closer we noticed that the rear end of the vehicle was dragging on the ground due to the fact that there were no rear tires or axle on the vehicle,” said Lt. Sullivan of the Canton Police. “After the vehicle pulled over, we approached it and found that the driver was not only drinking a can of beer, but that he was not wearing any pants and that he had urinated on himself.”

After not one, but two, brief foot chases, Francis Fasher, 45, of Foxboro, was placed under arrest.

“There were also two female passengers in the back seat,” stated Lt. Sullivan. “One of the females was asleep, partially clad. The other was extremely hysterical. At that time, we believed that she might have been under the influence of PCP, due to the fact that she claimed there were mice biting at her and climbing on her.”

Because of the size of the two women, police were unable to pull the women out of the rear doors of the vehicle. After members of the Canton Rescue Squad cut the roof off the vehicle, and with the help of a crane supplied by Shaugnessy Crane, the women were lifted out of the car. Police estimate the weight of each woman was between 300 and 450 pounds.

Shortly after being extracted from the vehicle, the two women began arguing with each other and blows were thrown. At that point, police arrested 17-year-old Tina “Pebbles” Zonfrelli of Foxboro and 56-year-old Donna Dyers of Lynn.

“We followed the drag marks and found that the axle and tires had separated from the vehicle some four miles back. The axle, wheels and tires were found in the parking lot of the Ancient Lounge located in Foxboro,” stated Canton police officer James C. West. “At this time we believe that the three individuals had patronized the Ancient Lounge for the better part of the day, and that at closing time, they decided to continue the party at Mr. Fasher’s apartment.”

Upon entering the vehicle, the combined weight of the occupants caused the axle and wheels to separate from the vehicle.

“It is unbelievable that an individual could drive over four miles and not realize that there were no rear tires on the car,” says West.

During the search of the vehicle, police came up with an unexpected find.

“The interior of the vehicle was very messy. There were beer cans, food wrappers, rib bones, and other rubbish in the car. Under the driver’s seat we found a nest of mice. I guess she did see a mouse,” West chuckled.

Police charged Fasher with driving while intoxicated, indecent exposure, urinating in public, disturbing the peace, failure to stay in marked lanes, destruction of public property, assaulting a police officer, driving an unregistered motor vehicle, driving an uninsured motor vehicle, non-payment of child support, public intoxication, evading police, passengers not wearing seat belts, transporting lab animals without proper permits and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

“We’ve been after this guy for quite some time,” said West. “Mr. Fasher is well known to us. He is a renowned transvestite, and he’s been arrested a number of times for prostitution. In June of 1998, he was arrested six times in one week. In fact, three of those arrests occurred on one day.”

Fasher faces a number of complaints from business owners in Canton and charges have been filed against him by a number of citizens in the community. Four people have filed civil-damage lawsuits against him after their private property was damaged by Fasher. One person has alleged that he had sex with her prize-winning French poodle in her backyard.

Jimmy Chan, owner of Golden Dong China Restaurant claims that he assaulted an employee and caused damages to his establishment.

“He drink all morning,” said Chan. “He get crazy. I tell him no more beer for you and he throw Pu-Pu platter at waitress. He a very bad man. He broke very expensive mirror!”

James Marathos, owner of Marathos Carpets, alleges that he found Fasher sleeping in his store when he opened up for business one morning three weeks ago.

“He broke in through the back door and passed out right here,” said Marathos, pointing out the spot. “I threw him out but later I discovered that he had urinated all over our entire Persian rug collection, and I ended up with a cleaning bill for $2,600.”

Fasher is scheduled to appear in Norfolk County District Court on Monday morning.


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 08:30 AM

This has to be a gag news article....I actually hope it is. 


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 08:38 AM

This has to be a gag news article....I actually hope it is. 

Yes I'm pretty sure it is but these days one never knows for sure.


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 08:52 AM

If you click on the link it clearly states this article is satire. 

Still,  VERY funny!


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 09:01 AM

It all sounded believable until the mouse bit! 


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 09:32 AM

If you click on the link it clearly states this article is satire. 

Still,  VERY funny!

 

For that I am thankful.  I didnt' click the link.  But I am sure things like this happen though....sadly..


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 10:20 AM

HAhahahhahahahahaha it should be a movie

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Posted January 29, 2016 - 11:57 AM

Funny

Upon closer examination, the picture is from Wales

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Posted January 29, 2016 - 12:46 PM

It all sounded believable until the mouse bit!

I believed all of it except the guy's age (45) and the fact he was a former model......

Edited by Bolens800uk, January 29, 2016 - 12:47 PM.

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Posted January 29, 2016 - 01:09 PM

Model prisoner maybe  :loosing_it:


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 04:23 PM

Sounded real to me!  I'm gullible maybe.  One time a cop needed to really pull the trigger and it didn't go that way, problem solved.  The Crane to get women out was kinda way out tho, that was odd. 


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 06:52 PM

Could be real., it is set in Mass. Hehehahahaha

Edited by Marty'70, January 29, 2016 - 06:53 PM.


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Posted January 29, 2016 - 07:02 PM

Quite the character!






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