LOL I was looking thru local CL ads this morning , Just had to laugh at this item Description.
John Deere lawn tractor for sale, this lawn tractor is one of the greatest tractors your money could buy. First, you need to ask your self, do you want some made in communist China Walmart jalopy held together with the facets of socialism? Or do you want to ride a piece of Americana while enjoying a cold one? This tractor may have a few mows under its belt, but it's just begun its journey of greatness. Much like a trusty hunting dog, you can expect this Deere to perform, and be by your side through the thickest of lawns. The mighty Deere is powered by an 8HP Kohler engine, that is capable of unthinkable torque. do you think that this mean green cutting and towing machine (yes it has a trailer hitch) is the right trusty tractor for you? Does your heart pump red white, and blue? Have you ever thought about owning a pet bald eagle? does your neighbors tractor make your current lawn care device (or lack there of) look laughable and sad? Are you thinking about how you could put an open exhaust on this tractor as we speak? Text me. Thanks ; )
That's quite a sales pitch !!