Reminds me of a story.. A buddy's friend had a toaster that always burned his toast and he cursed the thing awfully for a loooong time..
Finally he got fed up with burnt toast and took the toaster out in the driveway and gave it the treatment discussed above..
He blasted it with a double barrel shotgun and then tossed it in the garbage can.. SO THERE!!
His wife and my buddy's wife were talking about and my buddy's wife came up with an idea..
They grabbed the blasted toaster out of the trash can and wrapped the thing up and gave it to him for Christmas!
The look on his face when he opend it up was priceless and everyone busted a gut..
Lesson is: If you take out your wrath, hide the evidence!!