Cat and Ben were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Cat wakes Ben and says,"Hey, look towards sky, what you see?"
Ben replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Cat.
Ben ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Cat?"
Cat says, "You are dumber than a buffalo... It means someone stole the tent."