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#1 UncleWillie ONLINE  

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Posted July 04, 2015 - 02:01 PM

Cat and Ben were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.

 

Some hours later, Cat wakes Ben and says,"Hey, look towards sky, what you see?"

Ben replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Cat.

 

Ben ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Cat?"

 

Cat says, "You are dumber than a buffalo... It means someone stole the tent."


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Posted July 04, 2015 - 02:08 PM

But who was responsible for guarding the tent?

 

Cat would tear the tent with his claws.

 

Ben would have grease smears across the tent.


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Posted July 05, 2015 - 11:09 AM

There truly is Karma----- two perfectly suited friends have found each other!!
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Posted July 05, 2015 - 04:01 PM

What color(s) was the tent? :poke:

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Posted July 05, 2015 - 04:32 PM

I just read the same thing on Facebook, except it was the Lone Ranger and Tonto in the tent.....Must be a rash of tent thefts lately...... :D


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Posted July 05, 2015 - 05:58 PM

I just read the same thing on Facebook, except it was the Lone Ranger and Tonto in the tent.....Must be a rash of tent thefts lately...... :D


No rash, same tent each time, just different tent robbers lol.

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Posted July 05, 2015 - 06:04 PM

I dunno'. That sounds pretty intellectual for Ben.



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Posted July 05, 2015 - 08:10 PM

Rash?????  Did anybody check Cat for a rash??  Scary!!


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Posted July 06, 2015 - 01:05 AM

I thouht it was Ben that got the rash. I think it was cat scratch fever.


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