Headed to Destin Fla the day after the last kid graduated high school with a buddy of his and his parents. We have known them since he was in 4th grade through a club basketball team and spent too many weekends with them to count. Their son dropped out of high school ball after his freshman year, but we still get together with his parents a few times a month. She is a 12 year old girl with ADD in a 48 year old body, he cant do anything fun because he is p-whipped and too busy kissing her ass to do any thing fun. The boys happened to have a couple of girls from their class that were staying a few miles away, so we didnt see much of them.
DAY1: got up at 5AM to head out, the boys went to "project grad" and stayed up all night. They were tired and grumpy and slept all day. Stopped in Memphis on the way down for lunch. "Memphis in May" BBQ contest to just happen to start that day, so we had to pay $40 to park on Beale street to eat lunch. Had to eat at a place they saw on DDD. 100 year old grease they dip a burger in. Any where else it would be a $6 cheese burger.. not here, $10. That was 1 block from BB Kings place.. the day he died. She didnt want to eat there.. didnt know who he was.
Stayed in a small town north of Jackson Mississippi because it was $20 a night cheaper than the next town closer. $25 for a half a burrito, the first of many $100+ dinners to come. Mapped out the best route to destin from there and fixed the blown tail lights incurred while driving through a torrential down pour we hit driving through the switch backs in Arkansas.
After 2 hours, the route we planned got changed to go see the USS Alabama. Dropped another $100 on that one. Took a wrong turn at Pensacola and drove 25 miles through 35mph and stop lights every 1/4 mile. Got to the resort thinking the fun would soon begin.. WRONG.... $250 trip to walmart to get munchies and booze for the week, and another $100 dinner. Sat on the deck looking at the pier on the bay and anticipating the good fishing. Went up to the roof to jump in the hot tub.. 85*.. turned on the heater and we sat around drinking a few more beers. Checked the hot tub, 84* now .. the f@cking heater is broke.Kids went out with friends
Went to the beach. Fun for about 1 hour, we stayed for 4. Hit a few pools at the resort on the way back. Filled with screaming kids and no bathrooms, had to go back to the room to pee, almost diddnt make it a few times. Had to pack back more drinks for the rest. Met several other people from Missouri. side note ... still raining at home and got a report the the yard is flooded and the grass is already too high to mow in a single pass and my 12 year old dog that doesnt like storms and has been locked out is pissed. About 4pm I discovered that while sitting in the surf, all the sun screen washed off and I had severe 2nd degree burns on the inside of my lower legs. Cooked the best grilled chicken I have ever done in my life (cheapest and best dinner of the trip). Hot tub guy didnt show up, so that is still broke. I cant get in any way. I have never seen a purple sun burn before. Kids ditched us after an hour at the beach and went out with friends
ADD wanted to go to the beach. The guys went fishing off the pier. ( after spending $40 for tackle and $30 for nonresident fishing license and $20 for fresh dead shrimp). Caught 10 catfish that were all around 1 pound. Cooked them up for dinner.. fish tacos ( still 2nd cheapest dinner) ADD didnt want to eat fish tacos, so I had to cook chicken for her. The boys went out with friends. Mr ADD wanted to watch Trailer park boys on netflix. Stupidest thing I have ever seen. I went to bed early.
ADD wanted to go to the beach, Mr ADD went with them. I didnt go, cant handle any more sunburn and I hate sand in my beer. Wife is pissed. Spent the day with the boys, watching a full season of East bound and down... a new stupidest thing I have ever seen. The kids went out with friends. We went out for another $100+ dinner. Booked a fishing trip for day 5.. finallt some thing fun.. $160 for 2, but it should be worth it.
Up at 530am to go fishing. Got on the boat and headed out. 1.5 hr trip out. Capt'n blew the horn and we all dropped down to 100 ft with 100# line baited with cut squid. Caught a few 12" snapper. hard to feel small fish hitting with a 1# weight. several trips up and down, some with fish, some without, some with bait, some without. Got tangled up with the other guys a few times. Capt'n didnt think the fish were big enough, so we pulled up and waited while he went to another spot 3 miles away. Nobody got a hit, so we moved again 2 miles away this time. Caught a few white snappers and several rock fish. Capt'n didnt like the looks of the squall that came up and told everyone to reel up and go in the cabin, he was going to drive under it. About the time we got to the other side, we got struck by lightning. It came through the radio antenna and knocked the capt'n out of his chair when the radio blew up in his face. It fried all the sonar, radio and other electronic gismos, including the ECM for one engine. Spent the next 2 hrs limping back in from 25 miles out on one engine. $20 tip for the crew to fillet the 6 small snapper we caught in the 20 minutes that we actually got to fish. Got back to shore and met the wife who had been shopping with ADD all day. The kids went out with friends. We ditched Mr & Mrs ADD and cooked the fish, because she wouldnt eat it ($100 dinner for them, $200 dinner for us)
Guess what? ADD wants to go to the beach. I stayed in the condo, wife is pissed.
The rest of the trip is more of the same. We tag teamed it and drove all the way in, got home at 10pm. they stayed in Nashville for another $100 dinner and $100 room.
The yard is a wreck but the dogs are glad to see me.
We only get to hear the crap top 40 country around here. I like the red dirt and have to hunt pretty hard to find new stuff. I located "the outlaw" on Iheart radio before we left and added a bunch of stuff before we left. Listened to some Thom Sheperd on the patio in "Paradise". He has a song about taking a vacation a day. It made me realize how much I like putzing around in the shop, mowing the yard, fishing where I know the fish are, watching baseball and drinking beer at home and petting the dog.
I cant figure out why anyone would spend so much money to go away and do something "fun"
Edited by tater195, May 24, 2015 - 04:25 PM.