My wife gets mad at me because I never wear shorts. I stopped wearing shorts when my mom stopped laying my clothes out for me. I dislike the look, and find them generally uncomfortable as I hate the fabric hem rubbing my legs. She always tells me "You are going to be burning up out there wearing jeans!" And my response is always, I feel cooler in pants because it keeps the sun off my legs and works somewhat like an oven mitt shielding you from the heat.
The only times in the last 20 years that I have worn shorts is when I have went on vacation to the beach or when we went on our cruises. The last cruise my wife bought me 5 new pairs of shorts. I wore each pair once, and when we got back I washed them, folded them, and put them in a tote in top the closet.
Anyone else out there follow my thoughts? Or am the odd one out?