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#1 M&M13 OFFLINE  

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 02:18 PM

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his ca!r,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It
s time to apply
The inheritance tax.
:usa::usa::usa::usa::ass: :usa::usa::usa::usa:

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 02:28 PM

So true.

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 03:42 PM

Amen!

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 03:56 PM

Alright boys, as moderator I have to advise that this thread is bordering on "political", which is frowned on here at GTT. If this continues, a TAX will be levied on all of you!:bigrofl: But seriously...we are taxed to & beyond the grave. :mad2:

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 05:14 PM

This is a very taxing thread.

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 06:11 PM

Alright boys, as moderator I have to advise that this thread is bordering on "political", which is frowned on here at GTT. If this continues, a TAX will be levied on all of you!:bigrofl: But seriously...we are taxed to & beyond the grave. :mad2:


This is a very taxing thread.


You guys are hilarious :D

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Posted March 21, 2011 - 09:11 PM

I dont understand what you're all so upset about. The way the fed prints money it won't be worth much anyways, there is nothing backing it up.

Good thing most of you have gardens so you wont have to pay $2 for a tomato LOL

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Posted March 23, 2011 - 02:45 AM

Well, at least we know there are two things we can count on in life............
Taxes, and Death...................




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