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#31 CRFarnsworth OFFLINE  

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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:10 AM

Just remember, those of us who get mad also tend to get even!!! Revenge is a meal best eaten cold.

My wife is actually a very good sport.(She has to be for me to have lived this long.)  She will tell you that the second time was kinda asked for. Not really necessary, but she did practically dare me . :D

 

She tried a new recipe for supper last night. It really wasn't very good.  I was kinda worried until she was talking about us fixing something else.

 

She has browsed through the forum on occasion and has decided that most of us deserve each other!  :smilewink:  :smilewink:    Rick


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:18 AM

Try this one to help shorten your retirement.

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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:25 AM

Good to see you made it through the night.

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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:30 AM

I learned to drink my coffee, eat my cereal, brush my teeth, get a cup of coffee and go to the shop. Since then I have learned that for some strange reason my health has been better and the soreness has left my body.
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#35 CRFarnsworth OFFLINE  

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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:40 AM

Since this retirement thing has started, Every morning I try to shave my face and wash my butt.  The wife says most mornings I get it right.      :rolling:    Rick


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:44 AM

You realize that since nothing happened last night, she decided to farm the job out and not get her hands dirty, yes?

Plausible deniability, they call it. Beware of sudden unexplained trips you're not invited along with.......
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Posted February 25, 2015 - 09:22 AM

Actually, a car horn, a pressure switch, and a little 12v battery is hardly noticeable on the floor behind the toilet. You could help out around the house by scaring the crap out of her.

Good One :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 11:59 AM

When I was in high school for about 8 months I had a 1997 VW Jetta.  It had a completely fubared wire harness.  If you turned on the radio the wipers came on, if you turned on your brights the dome light came on.  Someone had installed some alarm system that just wrecked the wiring.  Well the battery went dead, so I took the terminals off, installed the new battery, started putting the terminals on and the alarm went off.  It scared me so bad, I jumped up, smacked my head off the hood, then the hood prop fell off, and the hood slammed me down into the motor.

 

I thought I was a dead man. 

 

My Dad was laughing so hard he had to sit down on the floor.

 

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That prank went around the Coal Mine for a long time.  Had a lot of fun with it.


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 05:46 PM

Guess who is taking their wife out for dinner tonight?   :wallbanging:  :wallbanging:     Rick


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 06:07 PM

Guess who is taking their wife out for dinner tonight?   :wallbanging:  :wallbanging:     Rick

 

Pump the brakes three times before moving if she asks you to go out and bring the car around.


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 06:50 PM

When I was in high school for about 8 months I had a 1997 VW Jetta. . . . .

You only had 8 months of high school? I've got to hand it to you, you've made the best of your limited resources.


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 08:55 PM

You only had 8 months of high school? I've got to hand it to you, you've made the best of your limited resources.


I wondered which one of you was going to catch my improper wording.

In high school I had a 1997 jetta for about 8 months.

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Posted March 02, 2015 - 09:55 AM

Today is the wife's birthday.   I've been good to her but when she comes home for lunch she will be unwrapping this.  :D  :D   Rick

 

She'll be wanting it mounted on her "Tinkerbell" tractor. (There is probably a payback coming.)

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