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Posted February 24, 2015 - 07:34 PM

Actually, a car horn, a pressure switch, and a little 12v battery is hardly noticeable on the floor behind the toilet. You could help out around the house by scaring the crap out of her.
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Posted February 24, 2015 - 07:43 PM

Mine is too good with a hand gun for me to try any of that.


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Posted February 24, 2015 - 07:47 PM

Actually, a car horn, a pressure switch, and a little 12v battery is hardly noticeable on the floor behind the toilet. You could help out around the house by scaring the crap out of her.

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Posted February 24, 2015 - 08:09 PM

I think you may just make the retirement thing work, that is if you live long enough. Enjoy it.
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Posted February 24, 2015 - 08:19 PM

Guys, I'll volunteer to wire in the flowers for Rick's funeral.

 

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Posted February 24, 2015 - 08:36 PM

Guys, I'll volunteer to wire in the flowers for Rick's funeral.

 

Ben W.

 

See that? Right there is what this forum is all about. Folks pulling together to help out where needed. Whether it be the 717th cat joke, the 40th joke about Brian's backside getting probed, or yet another joke about Ben's contorted facial features, :wtf:  we're here to help. Rick, could ya PM Ben a local florists number? Thanks.

 

PS - Best do it tonight, while you're thinking of it.

 

 

Crap, Rick went inactive at 6:33. I bet that coincides with the Mrs. getting done with the dishes.

 

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Posted February 24, 2015 - 08:44 PM

Here's an option Rick.

Tell Mrs Rick, the cat is stuck under the work bench, stand 3ft behind her, and

Honk the horn. :smilewink:


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Posted February 24, 2015 - 09:01 PM

   I am laughing about this and trying to explain it to my wife and she sees no humor in this at all !!!!!!!!  I should explain a bit, I own a 71 Cadillac eldorado that me and the wife cruise around in in the summer.  after I first got it I was tinkering and noticed the horn was unhooked to I hook it back up, no big deal rite ?  the next nice day my wife wants to take the car to work and show her girlfriends there, so ok I get it out first thing and get it running and of she goes.  twenty minutes or so go by and I am setting enjoying a cup of joe and I hear a horn coming from aways of, getting louder and louder and not stopping !!!!!  can you see where this is going ?  It took me about 20 min to stop laughing and go unhook the horn and to this day she still gets sore when I bring it up :D

   Keep up the good work and keep her on her toes !!!

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Posted February 24, 2015 - 09:04 PM

See that? Right there is what this forum is all about. Folks pulling together to help out where needed. Whether it be the 717th cat joke, the 40th joke about Brian's backside getting probed, or yet another joke about Ben's contorted facial features, :wtf: 

 

You missed a couple, we're on Cat Joke #719 on my tally. 

 

Contorted facial features? 

 

Here's what your last girlfriend said about you:

 

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Oh, gee, that's #720! 

 

Ben W.


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Posted February 24, 2015 - 09:05 PM

Wait. 

 

I just realized something strange...

 

.....the 40th joke about Brian's backside getting probed.....

 

:wtf: is right here!

 

Ben W.


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Posted February 24, 2015 - 09:18 PM

Your brave. I did that to my wife years ago. My son and I had his truck running on idle with open headers, she came out for some reason to talk. After a minute I gave the throttle a blast, and it took about 2 seconds for to for her to jump, but jump she did. My son and I still tease her about that, sometimes. Noel.



I am still alive and married to her, .........

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Posted February 24, 2015 - 09:24 PM

How many of you folks have done the hot wire from the coil trick? Once at work one of the guys ran a wire from the sparkplug tester to the mechanic's tool box.


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Posted February 24, 2015 - 10:41 PM

How many of you folks have done the hot wire from the coil trick? Once at work one of the guys ran a wire from the sparkplug tester to the mechanic's tool box.

Use that on a bird feeder to zap the squirrels. Good Luck, Rick


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Posted February 24, 2015 - 10:50 PM

Hmm, I have a 12 volt siren I've been itching to put on something, ideas, ideas.


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Posted February 25, 2015 - 12:19 AM

Just remember, those of us who get mad also tend to get even!!! Revenge is a meal best eaten cold.
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