I thought this was a David letterman style " It's so cold....." joke thread. Kinda disappointing it was just a weather report.
Oh well, since I'm already here......
"Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets." - Anthony Justice
"People are like, 'When I was a youngster -- nah, screw it, this is colder.'" - Pythagorus
"Cops yell 'thaw!' when chasing bad guys." - Manmohan Rai
"You're thankful for hot flashes." - Roxanne Worsham
"You don't mind when strangers rub up against you on the subway." - Paul Wiley
"You mop the floor and it turns to frost." - Karen Jones
"Donald Trump's hair freezes in place." - Renee Bailey"@JoshLevs:
, complete this sentence: You know it's insanely cold when..." People worry about the times they said when hell freezes over.
Someone accidentally pours hot coffee on your hands, and you say 'thank you.'" -
"My lawn jockey asked to borrow a blanket." - Richard Dennehy
"You'd rather listen to Nickelback than walk outside" - Inbal Chaikin
"Miley Cyrus is stuck on her wrecking ball" - PropaneC3H8
"Miley Cyrus had to put her clothes back on." - David Fuller
"I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside." - Jose Febres
"You heat up the milk for your Cheerios" - Gangga Darlenne
"The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps." - Paul Meola
"Cows are giving ice cream instead of milk." - Nishant Gadani
"You eat ice cream to warm up." - Michael Ball
"Teenagers have pulled their pants up." - Dana Kantor
And, of course, many pointed to the now popular joke online, referencing the town of Hell, Michigan: "Hell has frozen over."
Edited by tater195, February 20, 2015 - 03:26 PM.