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#1 bgkid2966 OFFLINE  

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Posted February 18, 2015 - 08:56 AM

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Posted February 18, 2015 - 09:12 AM

How do you catch a "unique" cat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Unique" up on him.


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Posted February 18, 2015 - 09:33 AM

How do you catch a "unique" cat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Unique" up on him.

How do you catch a tame cat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tame way.


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Posted February 18, 2015 - 09:49 AM

That's what "Confucious" say.


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Posted February 18, 2015 - 10:15 AM

Confucius say "Man who fart in church sit in own pew".


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Posted February 18, 2015 - 10:22 AM

Confucious also say "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, he wake up with smelly fingers".


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Posted February 18, 2015 - 10:40 AM

How do you catch a "unique" cat?

You padlock his excavator door from the outside.


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Posted February 18, 2015 - 01:34 PM

OK, "Humor" is just old re-runs, lets move on! 



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Posted February 18, 2015 - 08:46 PM

You padlock his excavator door from the outside.

 

Stole the words out of my mouth!  Atta boy, Doug!

 

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Posted February 18, 2015 - 09:26 PM

Confucius say "Man who fart in church sit in own pew".

Confucius wife say, "old man talk too much".

 

 

 

 

Why does a gorilla have big nostrils?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he has big fingers.






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