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Posted June 17, 2015 - 09:26 PM
Posted June 18, 2015 - 06:12 AM
Must be terrible to be a Cat trapped in a Dog's body... :rolleyes:
. . . and be smacking yourself in the face all the time.
Posted June 18, 2015 - 11:06 AM
Posted June 18, 2015 - 11:31 PM
Murder at the Piggly Wiggly
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Piggly Wiggly Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the Produce Department and strangled her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the Produce Department came unexpectedly to the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie strangled the Produce Manager also.Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden security cameras and were observed by the Supermarket's Security Guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the Supermarket.Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangement with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day the Newspaper headline read...(You're going to hate me for this....)
"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 at Piggly Wiggly"
Posted June 19, 2015 - 01:43 PM
Posted June 20, 2015 - 09:55 AM
I saw a Smart car with a receiver trailer hitch the other day
Posted June 20, 2015 - 10:24 AM
Did it have load leveler bars?
Posted June 20, 2015 - 10:32 AM
Did it have load leveler bars?
Yea, they were hooked to the car and then back to the trailer, reversed from normal haha
Edited by TAHOE, June 20, 2015 - 10:32 AM.
Posted June 20, 2015 - 10:32 PM
Posted June 23, 2015 - 01:59 PM
Now that was funny.
Posted June 25, 2015 - 12:07 PM
A Man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Posted June 27, 2015 - 10:12 AM
Two old friends, Sally and Jane, met in the street one day. “I’m going to have triplets!” said Sally. “My doctor told me that triplets are conceived only once in every three million times!” Jane said, “Three million! Good gracious, Sally. When did you ever find time to do the housework?”