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#1186 TAHOE ONLINE  

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Posted June 13, 2015 - 04:24 PM

Why do I have to press one for English when you're only going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

 

 

Actually if you press 2 to speak Spanish, you usually get someone who speaks good English and translate into spanish


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Posted June 13, 2015 - 11:51 PM

:beer:  :beerchug:  :yeah_that:

 

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Posted June 13, 2015 - 11:54 PM

:deadhorse:  :wallbanging:

 

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Posted June 17, 2015 - 10:15 AM

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Posted June 17, 2015 - 03:51 PM

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WTF?



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Posted June 17, 2015 - 05:59 PM

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Haha I get it cut its a cat that was turned into a dog.....
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Posted June 17, 2015 - 07:28 PM

A real switcharoo....



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Posted June 17, 2015 - 08:42 PM

Haha I get it cut its a cat that was turned into a dog.....

He knew even when he was a kitten that he was different from other cats.


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Posted June 17, 2015 - 08:53 PM

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:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

 

That was funny.

 

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Posted June 17, 2015 - 09:26 PM

Must be terrible to be a Cat trapped in a Dog's body... :rolleyes:
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Posted June 18, 2015 - 06:12 AM

Must be terrible to be a Cat trapped in a Dog's body... :rolleyes:

. . . and be smacking yourself in the face all the time.



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Posted June 18, 2015 - 11:06 AM

The art of 'photo-bombing'

 

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Posted June 18, 2015 - 11:31 PM

Murder at the Piggly Wiggly

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. 
 
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000. 
 
The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside. 
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. 

 
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Piggly Wiggly Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the Produce Department and strangled her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the Produce Department came unexpectedly to the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie strangled the Produce Manager also. 
 
Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden security cameras and were observed by the Supermarket's Security Guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the Supermarket. 
 
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangement with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. 
The next day the Newspaper headline read... 

 
(You're going to hate me for this....) 
 
 
 

"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 at Piggly Wiggly"

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Posted June 19, 2015 - 01:43 PM

Denny?

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Posted June 20, 2015 - 09:55 AM

I saw a Smart car with a receiver trailer hitch the other day    :loosing_it:  :bigrofl:


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