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#1156 oldedeeres ONLINE  

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Posted June 02, 2015 - 02:22 AM

No, but I live about ten miles from a town called Love. If I knew how to get a picture off the camera and onto the computer I could show you.

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Posted June 02, 2015 - 06:34 AM

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Posted June 02, 2015 - 12:41 PM

Don't forget the little town of Blue Ball, PA, sorry no pic could one of you help me out.



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Posted June 02, 2015 - 02:28 PM

Don't forget the little town of Blue Ball, PA, sorry no pic could one of you help me out.

 

We have a Blue Ball Ohio also


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Posted June 02, 2015 - 03:05 PM

We have a Blue Ball Ohio also

Wow, didn't know that.



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Posted June 02, 2015 - 05:20 PM

We have a Blue Ball Ohio also


You know why they call them that, don't you?






















Because they're sad...

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Posted June 02, 2015 - 05:56 PM

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Posted June 02, 2015 - 06:29 PM

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Posted June 02, 2015 - 06:33 PM

:reading_the_manual:  :oh_shucks:  :say_what:

 

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Posted June 04, 2015 - 05:19 PM

Don't forget. Seventy per cent of the Chevies sold are still on the highway. The other thirty per cent made it home.


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Posted June 05, 2015 - 01:24 AM

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Posted June 05, 2015 - 11:25 AM

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Posted June 05, 2015 - 06:40 PM

I stopped at a social club last Saturday. At the bar three hefty women were talking in what sounded like a Scottish accent. I walked over and asked, "Are you three lasses from Scotland?"

One of them yelled, "Its Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

I answered, "Pardon me, are you three whales from Scotland?"

Seems that is the last thing I can remember.

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Posted June 06, 2015 - 09:39 PM

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Posted June 08, 2015 - 12:55 AM

Cop pulled a Chevy 4x4 over for a routine licence check and noticed that the 92 year old lady driver had a permit to carry. He asked if she had a gun on her and she said, yes, there's a 357 magnum in the glove box, a 32 in the seat cover pocket, and a cute little .22 in my purse. The stunned cop said, " Holy cow lady, what are you afraid of?"
"Absolutely nothing" she replied.
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