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#1066 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted February 28, 2015 - 08:08 AM

Fess up Buster!!!!

 

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Posted March 01, 2015 - 11:58 PM

There were two blondes sipping coffee in the local Starbucks when a truck went past by loaded with rolls of sod.

 

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery" said the one blonde.

 

"Do what?" asked the secound blonde?

 

"Send my lawn out to get mowed".
 


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Posted March 02, 2015 - 04:28 PM

I apologize to the ladies of the forum but I just couldn't resist this one.

 

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Posted March 02, 2015 - 07:36 PM

I apologize to the ladies of the forum but I just couldn't resist this one.

 

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I was dumb enough to show that to the wife.  She laughed, but she thumped me prettty good too.


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Posted March 02, 2015 - 08:57 PM

I apologize to the ladies of the forum but I just couldn't resist this one.

 

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Mine just loved it, she's a HP fan.


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Posted March 03, 2015 - 06:59 PM

Celebrity GPS.

 

A little profanity at the beginning.

 



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Posted March 04, 2015 - 12:24 PM

....., but she thumped me prettty good too.

 

With her broom. :rolling:


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Posted March 05, 2015 - 07:18 AM

In the interest of promoting world peace and better understanding, I give you . . .   http://www.huffingto..._n_6802326.html


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Posted March 06, 2015 - 01:02 AM

good for a laugh

 

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Posted March 06, 2015 - 07:38 AM

I've thought before that Cook Co., Illinois should be fenced off and reserved for deserving adolescents. You know, gang bangers, druggies and such. Sort of like boot camp.



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Posted March 06, 2015 - 09:13 AM

Carlin is one of my favorites. Never seen that clip before but I knew he would make a point at the end and he did.



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Posted March 06, 2015 - 10:52 AM

It's time to flush that toilet in the capitol!!



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Posted March 06, 2015 - 06:16 PM

A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.

The guy panics. Thinking his neighbor is going to hate him forever, he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur> He then puts the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor’s patio in hopes they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside. He asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”

The guy stiffens and says, “Um.. er.. no.. what happened?”

The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went outside and someone had dug him up, given him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!”

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Posted March 07, 2015 - 07:38 AM

Classic Carlin!

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Posted March 07, 2015 - 03:06 PM

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

 
 


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