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#616 Cat385B ONLINE  

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Posted May 08, 2013 - 07:09 AM

The healing power of alcohol: It's a miracle!!!!!!!

 

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Posted May 09, 2013 - 12:36 AM

The healing power of alcohol: It's a miracle!!!!!!!

 

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I know its a joke thread and all.. BUT.... I can see how she would or could need the chair but be able to stand to get something out of reach. Nerve damage wont let you walk well or at all but standing is possible for a short period of time. Sorry Cat.. not trying to beat on ya..



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Posted May 09, 2013 - 08:36 AM

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Posted May 09, 2013 - 09:22 AM

How long should I keep tapping on that before giving up? I'm so confused!!!



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Posted May 09, 2013 - 09:34 AM

How long should I keep tapping on that before giving up? I'm so confused!!!


Not sure Rich, maybe one of them there Mods can assist you. Works fine for me.

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Posted May 09, 2013 - 11:55 AM

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I believe this is HydroHarold !! For those that don't remember his stories from years ago about him launching dog feces into his neighbors yard, you might not understand.
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Posted May 09, 2013 - 09:10 PM

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My daughter has company, I called her out to show her... She wanted to know if she could watch it with her friend... I said sure, she took it in her room and my wife and I laughed and laughed

About 2 minutes later, we hear "Daddy!!!"
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Posted May 10, 2013 - 10:16 AM

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I believe this is HydroHarold !! For those that don't remember his stories from years ago about him launching dog feces into his neighbors yard, you might not understand.

 

I'm glad I didn't have to go quite that far.  I'm not good with heights!:D



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Posted May 10, 2013 - 03:52 PM

Doc in Minnesota

 

A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get
Off work and go hunting, so he approached
his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow
and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to
take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns
The following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of
Three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
Asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning
and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what
about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opens and a woman enters. Like a flame,
she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her panties and lies
Down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't see a
man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,
What did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes!!

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Posted May 10, 2013 - 07:37 PM

OOPs..  Not PG-13

 

 

PM me for link!


Edited by WNYTractorTinkerer, May 10, 2013 - 07:41 PM.


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Posted May 13, 2013 - 07:41 AM

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and suddenly my eye was filled with bird droppings”

“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird droppings.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”


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Posted May 16, 2013 - 05:39 AM

 A man brings his best buddy back home for dinner.

His wife screams at him, "My hair & makeup are not done,
the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in
my pajamas & I can't be bothered with cooking tonightshock.gif

What the hell did you bring him around for?"

"Cause he's thinking of getting married."

 


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Posted May 17, 2013 - 07:01 AM

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... The moment when you realize the Krusty Krab is really a giant Lobster Trap...
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Posted May 31, 2013 - 03:43 PM

If you misspell our web site, this is where you may end up!!!

 

 

 

GT-Talk: An Electronic Mail List for discussion among Gifted ...

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GT World--A place for families dealing with the complexities of raising intellectually gifted and talented children.

 

Is anyone here 'gifted'?



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Posted May 31, 2013 - 04:23 PM

Wife refers to me as "challenged" or occasionally "special" but never been called "Gifted".    Rick






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