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#451 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted December 16, 2012 - 08:09 PM

Reminds me of a joke about smuggling wheellbarrows.


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Posted December 16, 2012 - 11:09 PM



eww... Me thinks that fellow needs to read this,,, a book by Schlosser ... http://en.wikipedia....ast_Food_Nation

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Posted December 17, 2012 - 02:47 PM

Possible New Species Found.

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They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.


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Posted December 17, 2012 - 03:00 PM

Good description Maynard!

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Posted December 17, 2012 - 03:13 PM

That is GROSS!



It's many things,but GROSS is right at the top of the list.LOL!

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Posted December 17, 2012 - 06:27 PM

Possible New Species Found.

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They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.


A fine example of putting form WAAAAAAAAY before function! Though I don't get the appeal of the form either...

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Posted December 17, 2012 - 07:45 PM

i like watching them try to run on "Cops"
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Posted December 18, 2012 - 01:25 AM

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Edited by anderson classic tractors, December 18, 2012 - 01:34 AM.

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Posted December 18, 2012 - 01:37 AM

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Love my new sign but who is Gary and Linda?
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Posted December 18, 2012 - 01:40 AM

Gary and Linda are my parents' name. What are you doing taking photographs way the heck in SW MN?
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Posted December 18, 2012 - 01:47 AM

I borrowed the sign. I will haul it back in the am.

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Posted December 18, 2012 - 01:57 AM

Photos taken at the Shamattawa Dump in Manitoba

The couch:

"I'm beat."
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'Hon, grab me a beer, would ya?"
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Where's the @%$! remote?
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Posted December 18, 2012 - 06:33 AM

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Love my new sign but who is Gary and Linda?

Did you get a copy of it made while you had it?
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Posted December 18, 2012 - 06:37 AM

Photos taken at the Shamattawa Dump in Manitoba

The couch:

"I'm beat."
bear1.jpg

'Hon, grab me a beer, would ya?"
bear2.jpg

Where's the @%$! remote?
bear3.jpg




This was on the news back just a little while ago.

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Posted December 18, 2012 - 06:44 AM

Polish Moose Hunters


Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where each managed to bag a Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take both hunters, their gear; but only one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both -- and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the heavy load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the two moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Stan survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Stosh asked Stan, "Any idea where we are?"

Stan replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." :D

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