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#3136 oldedeeres ONLINE  

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Posted March 07, 2018 - 06:52 PM

Never laugh at your wife's choices, you were one of them.


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Posted March 07, 2018 - 07:39 PM

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Posted March 07, 2018 - 07:43 PM

 

Lost or trapped?
 



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Posted March 08, 2018 - 05:49 PM

On a related note I just passed a plow truck from the 'Snowflake Plowing' Co..


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Posted March 08, 2018 - 05:50 PM

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Posted March 08, 2018 - 06:29 PM

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#3142 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted March 08, 2018 - 06:38 PM

    >tsk< Where ever your getting these high-security humor items. I'm finding it impossible to copy and paste them in my emails.

If you see anything you want to keep on your screen press the 'prtscr' button.   

 

It will copy everything on your display onto what we call the 'clipboard' or into memory.  

 

Then open an image manipulation program like Paint  (my favorite)  (find it in the Windows Accessories folder in your all programs menu) and once you find and open the program you can see the Paste icon in the upper left side of Paint's menu bar.  It will place the clipboard you saved earlier into the display.  

 

As I said EVERYTHING on your display will show up.  You will need to edit the image (crop) out what you don't want included like the 'Pornhub for tractorlovers tab on your browser for instance)  Close to the Paste menu item you will see the Select button to the left a bit..  Click on Select then Select all:

 

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It will select everything in the image.  The very next button is Crop.  Now as the image you want to crop is bigger than your screen you will need to reduce the Zoom to 50% on the lower right corner.  anytime your cursor is over the screen it will be shaped like crosshairs.  Go to the corner of your picture and then click and hold to select the area in the image that you want to keep.  Release the mouse and it will look like this:

 

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Press the crop button again and it will delete everything but your selected area..

 

As my selected picture was too small I resized it +200% with the Resize button.  

 

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Once I like what I have I 'Save as' either a JPEG or PNG format file.  You need to know what folder you store this picture in so you can find it later on (Like C:/users/Rich/My pictures) or however you machine is set up as I believe you are on Windows)

 

So any image you see on your computer can be copied and edited and saved 


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Posted March 08, 2018 - 06:42 PM

So it seems like a lot of work but once you've done it thousands of times it is almost automatic..


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Posted March 08, 2018 - 06:43 PM

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Posted March 09, 2018 - 09:43 PM

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Posted March 11, 2018 - 09:25 PM

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Posted March 12, 2018 - 08:08 PM

Tink,    You are right not.      :D      Rick


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Posted March 12, 2018 - 08:48 PM

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Posted March 13, 2018 - 07:55 AM

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Posted March 13, 2018 - 08:47 AM

Caution: Tink will make you laugh.


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