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#3031 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted January 18, 2018 - 04:32 PM

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Posted January 18, 2018 - 08:16 PM

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Ha yep. I went from having an ingrown hair to 24 hours to live😂

Those sites are nuts how it goes from something normal to worst case scenario

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Posted January 18, 2018 - 08:49 PM

according to WebMd, I might be pregnant


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Posted January 18, 2018 - 08:55 PM

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Posted January 19, 2018 - 07:06 PM

Watch "Junior" with Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.


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Posted January 19, 2018 - 09:22 PM

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Posted January 19, 2018 - 09:48 PM

Bored on a Friday night?  (rated R!)


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Posted January 20, 2018 - 12:07 PM

I have wondered about that myself.


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Posted January 20, 2018 - 12:41 PM

1985......"I believe the children are our future"

 

2018......."The children are literally eating laundry detergent!"


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Posted January 20, 2018 - 09:03 PM

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Posted January 21, 2018 - 01:02 AM

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Posted January 21, 2018 - 09:14 PM

according to WebMd, I might be pregnant

I nearly fell off of the couch reading that.

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Posted January 22, 2018 - 11:50 AM

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Posted January 24, 2018 - 08:02 AM

Husband takes the wife to a disco.
 
There's a guy on the dance floor whooping it up - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
 
 
 
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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Posted January 24, 2018 - 11:11 AM


Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor whooping it up - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."



Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

And then the fight started.
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