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#2956 29 Chev OFFLINE  

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Posted Yesterday, 12:02 PM

 

Then go back a few weeks later and tell them you planted the seeds and watered them daily but still no birds.  If they tell you that you are planting them too close together or too deep then you can tell them you are going to write to the manufacturer about their product being faulty. 
 


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Posted Yesterday, 12:10 PM

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6a.m. and drive around really sloooow and make everybody late for work.


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Posted Yesterday, 12:36 PM

So where were you headed when your pic was taken.


Liquor store, I was out of ice.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:06 PM

Liquor store, I was out of ice.


"Out of ice" eh?

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Posted Yesterday, 04:28 PM

I never needed shoes to run when I was growing up.


Neither did I. First thing in the morning when I was younger I'd go running across the yard, gravel driveway included to the sand pile. I'd be out there all day. Come time for supper I walked back across the yard across the gravel driveway again.

All without shoes




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