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#2101 Cat385B ONLINE  

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Posted September 28, 2016 - 10:53 PM

If you have any cowboy shirts with pearl snaps, I can use them.


I got a few left I can send ya, but the pearl snaps have been upgraded to tobacco pouch snaps. The Mrs. needed some new jewelry.

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Posted September 29, 2016 - 12:50 AM

Whadaya mean,..... they make other kinds?????  I love the pearl snaps, but the ol' wringer washer does a real job on 'em.


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Posted September 29, 2016 - 08:36 AM

, but the ol' wringer washer does a real job on 'em.

Just be careful ya don't get something else caught in that there wringer!!  :wave:


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Posted September 30, 2016 - 06:28 PM

In the pursuit of member safety and a response to those budding biologists, I bring you this. . .

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Posted October 01, 2016 - 02:07 AM

Just because a woman has one husband too many doesn't necessarily mean she's a bigamist.
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Posted October 02, 2016 - 11:17 PM

Who can relate? (for those who don't know, Petro is a truck stop chain)

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Scary Thought!

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Posted October 05, 2016 - 09:27 PM

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles...
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Posted October 05, 2016 - 10:34 PM

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles...

I won't even ask!



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Posted October 06, 2016 - 06:22 AM

I won't even ask!


Read it on a newspaper cutout that grandpa saved years ago!
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Posted October 06, 2016 - 09:22 AM

It is just incredible the difference one chromasome can make!

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Posted October 19, 2016 - 04:32 AM

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Posted October 19, 2016 - 07:05 AM

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Posted October 19, 2016 - 01:31 PM

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Edited by KCJAX6810, October 19, 2016 - 01:36 PM.

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Posted October 19, 2016 - 04:18 PM

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Posted October 20, 2016 - 11:58 AM

A woman walked up to a wrinkled little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for such a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day" he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise."
"That's amazing" the woman said, "How old are you?"
"Twenty six" he replied.
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