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#2086 oldedeeres OFFLINE  

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Posted September 15, 2016 - 12:33 PM

Velcro is a rip off.
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Posted September 15, 2016 - 02:05 PM

Velcro is a rip off.

I thought it was a cling on??


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Posted September 15, 2016 - 04:31 PM

Velcro is a rip off.

Velcro is a rip off of burdock I believe

A way of hanging on they do achieve

You could say they both have a way of being stuck

To something or someone else with any luck

The Velcro sticks and makes a fastening that can be undone

The burdock bur sticks to get a free ride on something or someone

They both have a reason to be on this planet earth

But in my opinion the burdock plant is a weed and not much worth


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Posted September 15, 2016 - 06:43 PM

Life is not about how high you jump or how fast you run, but about how well you bounce
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Posted September 15, 2016 - 06:48 PM

Life is not about how high you jump or how fast you run, but about how well you bounce

 

YEP!!!


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Posted September 20, 2016 - 08:17 AM


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Posted September 20, 2016 - 09:47 AM

 

That is funny and sad at the same time. 

I wonder how many of those people will actually vote in the election?


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Posted September 20, 2016 - 10:04 AM

That is funny and sad at the same time. 
I wonder how many of those people will actually vote in the election?


With my luck, ALL of them...
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Posted September 20, 2016 - 11:05 AM

Really not funny in the least!!! These are the people who stand up and say "make America great again" then blame their troubles on the govt. Really sad in truth.
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Posted September 20, 2016 - 03:54 PM

Human Beings are endangered. We just don't know it yet.



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Posted September 20, 2016 - 03:55 PM

Really not funny in the least!!! These are the people who stand up and say "make America great again" then blame their troubles on the govt. Really sad in truth.

I'm not sure if they are awake!


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Posted September 27, 2016 - 09:56 AM

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Posted September 28, 2016 - 12:14 PM

and your mother dresses you funny!
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Posted September 28, 2016 - 05:58 PM

and your mother dresses you funny!

Hey she does no.... ummm ok


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Posted September 28, 2016 - 06:14 PM

OD, have you been watching me on GeoMaps again?!! If you have any cowboy shirts with pearl snaps, I can use them.


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