Which is worse, labor or kidney stones?
Official Joke Thread
Posted August 29, 2016 - 03:30 PM
- toomanytoys84 said thank you
Posted August 29, 2016 - 05:44 PM
A. The life sentence is for all of us.
B. The prologue and first chapter are the attraction.
C. The last eight chapters and the finale are not much fun.
D. I've never had a kidney stone so am not qualified to pass judgement. Pun intended,
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Posted August 30, 2016 - 09:55 AM
A Sea Story
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors of berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
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Posted August 30, 2016 - 09:04 PM
Guy walks into a bar and says I have a John Deere pullin' tractor.......
BTW there is a video of this pull on you-tube - the driver needed a pilot license cause he was flying!
Edited by Gtractor, August 30, 2016 - 09:05 PM.
- Sawdust said thank you
Posted August 31, 2016 - 12:16 PM
What he said.
- Marty'70 said thank you
Posted September 03, 2016 - 09:25 PM
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
He shows a picture and says
"This is my oldest son. He is martyr."
He flips a few more pictures and shows a second picture
"This is son number two, also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Posted September 03, 2016 - 11:25 PM
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Posted September 05, 2016 - 12:26 PM
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Posted September 05, 2016 - 02:31 PM
Two men were discussing their wives,One said he loved his wife very much,but every time they got into an argument she became historical
You must mean hysterical
No historical. She keeps bringing up the past
Edited by drbish, September 06, 2016 - 04:32 PM.
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Posted September 05, 2016 - 02:33 PM
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Posted September 05, 2016 - 02:45 PM
One wrong step, and you have air conditioning!
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Posted September 07, 2016 - 05:17 PM