Now I'm blushing.
And I thought that was just the Northern Lights!!
I think we all enjoy your postings. Rick
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Posted August 16, 2016 - 12:42 PM
I am NOT short! I'm just more down to earth than most people.
The worlds tallest midget or the worlds shortest giant?
Posted August 17, 2016 - 05:05 PM
She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication,
Got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up,
Driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.
He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick.
I've locked my keys in my car.
I must get home.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure."
He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute,
The car door was open.
She hugged the man and through tears, softly said,
"Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man."
The man heard her little prayer and replied,
"Lady, I am not a nice man.
I just got out of prison yesterday;
I was in prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing,
"Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional."
Is God great or what!?!
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I can never get mine to S-H-U-T Shut Up!
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Posted August 27, 2016 - 12:52 PM
Sometimes I just sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a look around and think.... Hey, maybe I already am!